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Vista last won the day on March 17

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2,706 Old Skool Till The Grave....& Then Some!

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  • Birthday 13/06/1970

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  1. It's all going on in Kent 😂
  2. I got cut up by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I recognised him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "£5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. "That's disgusting" he said "Get out of my cab" I got in the second taxi and said "How much to the station ?". "£5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. "I'm not having any of that" he said "Get out of my cab" I worked my way down the line, getting thrown out of each taxi in turn, until I came to my target at the back of the queue. "How much to the station ?". "£5" said the driver. "Ok" I said "Let's go" As we pulled out and overtook the other taxis I wound the window down and gave all the other drivers a thumbs up with a big grin on my face!!
  3. Vista

    Corona virus

    Wasn't green on mine, just dirt I think. The hands and knees phase with a scraper in the joints is back breaking but I have one of this rotary pressure washer attachments and combined with some stone cleaner and sealer, it works wonders as a second stage. After Before / During
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    I work from home a lot of the time anyway so am used to it. All my work travelling has been curtailed though. At the weekends I have been busying myself (and press-ganged conscripts, aka wife and kids) with scraping the moss and earth out of the joints on the block paving and then scrubbing the area clean. 4 years we've lived here and I'd always thought the bricks were light grey. Turns out they're a beige / sandy colour.
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    A strange Austrian and dodgy camps.......................... Sounds familiar!
  6. I bet a bite would smart a bit though! What is it?
  7. Vista

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    Whatever each of our beliefs on the source of this virus are, it's clear it's going to be around for a long time and have a very profound effect on all of our lives. Hug your loved ones folks and if you've ongoing family disputes, put them behind you whilst you still can. BBC News - Coronavirus: Major cities empty as lockdown measures continue https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-52081875
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    Some especially tasty US spec boil in the bag action packs if I find stocks running really low
  9. The only way to pull off a lockdown afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the street activities. He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation: 'There's a car being towed from the car park,' he shouted. 'An ambulance just drove by!' 'Looks like the Andersons have company,' he called out. 'Matt's out on his bike and his mum is telling him off' 'Looks as if the Sanders are going into full isolation!' 'Jason has had his skate board taken off him After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are having sex!!' Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out, 'How do you know they're having sex?' 'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar'. 😷
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    I'd best get my tin hat on again!
  11. Vista

    Just plain wrong!

    I think Tarik needs to reduce the quantity of drugs he takes! The tragedy is that thus us claimed as a genuine 27k Mike E36 M3. https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1998-bmw-e-36-m3-evolution-321-bhp/1369373966
  12. Vista

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    👍 to buying British........not so sure on following Trump though.
  13. Vista

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    I'd love to have colourful birds like that in my Garden instead of giant white/grey squawking shitehawks swooping down and clearing all the bread on the bird table!
  14. Then find one for that price (or less) and buy it?
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