Mk2Jo Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltamal Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Go on a diet! I weighed 15.5 stone got the act together a couple of years later on though, lost 4 stone in 6 months, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vista Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Don't sleep with the good looking bird with big that you'll meet in 1997! Oh and the euromillions lottery rollover numbers are: XXXXXXX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mk2 mike Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Obvious one would be: borrow every penny you can scrape together and buy up every mk1 escort you can find and hire a barn to keep them in. Then start planning which Caribbean island you want to live on with the proceeds in 2015 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmokeEm Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 FFS, WHATEVER you do, don't marry THAT!!!!! (1st wife) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irishtorag Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 Live your life now something else I would have done is the ford dealer I worked for during the 80's and 90's well all the mk1 and 2 escort and mk1 fiesta petrol caps that where changed from new for locking type I would have taken the 200 or 300 of them with me when I left in 2001 instead of skipping the lot oh to live and learn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walsh253 Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 Keep all the £50 mk2 escort shells in the corner of a yard and race all the shit,but if you do race them don't throw and the interiors in the skip!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIKB80 Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 For the next 5 or 6 years, go for quantity over quality! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyjim Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 Never hide your porn stash under the bed(its the first place mums look) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyjim Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 ...and don't bother trying to say they belong to your sister.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mk2Jo Posted January 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 Lol Jim ... you crack me up 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmokeEm Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 If only I could turn back time! I remember well, those words my father told me many many moons ago! He said to me, "SmokeEm, SmokeEm my dear son. If anyone should EVER come into your life in ANY capacity who is know as Mk2Jo, get the fook outta there!!!!!' He did, its true I tell ya... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vista Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 This old girl's been turning back time for years! Only Cher could get away with playing on the deck of a WW2 Battleship (USS Missouri was active at the time having been reactivated by Ronald Reagan),..............in a mankini! http://youtu.be/AldUzWWq8iQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mk2Jo Posted January 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 Smoke Em ... now I know you're lying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmokeEm Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 Smoke Em ... now I know you're lying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigglesmk2 Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 I would tell myself to go to college Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalmarshall Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 Don't start smoking.... It's not as cool as you think! There's also a couple of birds I should swerve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mk2 mike Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 There's also a couple of birds I should swerve Seems to be a popular choice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grantandlianne Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 probably tell myself to train as a spark ( as they all appear to be minted ) dont follow your hobbies as a career keep the mk2 harrier that you sold for a 200 profit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steved35 Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 She will turn out like her mother 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marky4 Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 Don't take up plumbing FFS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NudgerSS Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 I would've joined the Army and done my 22 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
442 Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 When you are offered a mint Rs2000 for £1500 quid when 18..........ffs buy it, and when asked to keep "dog" when in with wrong crowd......stay awake so dont get caught lol. Oh and, wear a hat in the rain 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightweightsteve Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 You won't go blind and you won't get hairy palms.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
over_head_cam Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 I would tell myself not to waste any apparent talents. But then being as I was, the younger me would probably tell me to fook off!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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