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Just watched one of the new episodes containing a 1300gls viva. What a total croc of shite. They bought a 1256 viva, unfinished project for 3k yes 3k, a thou tops. They polished the paintwork from something covered in crap to a finish good enough to clear lacquer over the top. Orange peel would be an understatement. The spare part cum artist set to and recovered a knackered steering wheel which they’d paid £50 for ! It’s so so easy to recover a wheel why would you pay £200 to have one done. Get the dorises sewing machine out and crack on. Then to top it off the piece de resistance, a dual exhaust note with flames oh gee willy gosh 🤩🤩 never touched the engine so as much power as a single speed hairdryer and the sound of a mustang. HOW to to look a Hairy Orifice on the street. Just needed some L plates on it and a17 yr old behind the wheel job done. Then to top it all a plonker comes along, no road test nothing and parts with 12k for it !!! It’s was my first episode to watch and I’m afraid the last.

ps. If any of the crew read this, mind popping round to my house and pay those sort of prices for shite. I’ve got plenty of it ! so I can go on a round the world cruise for the rest of my life

was unsure whether to put in the seen any good joke topic but refrained as I don’t want all the previous contributors to feel ashamed of what they’d offered. Cos this has got to be the best one so far.

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46 minutes ago, Rally Pack 2000 said:

Is this a Youtube show or one on TV?

You could sign up here for the 14 day free trial, binge it and then cancel 😂

You will see them absolutely destroy what could have been a nice Land Rover. Give an Escort a paint job that I think most people would paint again and to top it off, they give a Capri the worst front end of any other Capri in the wholest, wideust world:

https://www.motortrendondemand.com/search-results/Goblin/

 

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Someone was talking to old mutton chops at a Mini show as he took along the one they did. He admitted they did the design work but had a team to do most of the hands on stuff. The buyers were all fictional too as he kept the Mini for himself.

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7 hours ago, NudgerSS said:

Someone was talking to old mutton chops at a Mini show as he took along the one they did. He admitted they did the design work but had a team to do most of the hands on stuff. The buyers were all fictional too as he kept the Mini for himself.

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Is nothing real any more! Its really disheartening. Fortunately I have my Nigerian Lottery win to cheer me up.

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4 hours ago, Rally Pack 2000 said:

Is nothing real any more! Its really disheartening. Fortunately I have my Nigerian Lottery win to cheer me up.

Not to take the wind out your sails RP, but I’ve won it three times this week and someone’s put 100k in my bank account just need to confirm my details......lol

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10 hours ago, colr6 said:

Not to take the wind out your sails RP, but I’ve won it three times this week and someone’s put 100k in my bank account just need to confirm my details......lol

Wow your on a roll, what a coincidence we both won at the same time! I guess I will have to split the 120 million with you. But its ok, I dont need to get the biggest best Ferrari to compensate any more now that I ordered those revolutionary new pills online.

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3 minutes ago, accord83 said:

I'm waiting for my marriage certificate to the Nigerian Princess to come through and I'm minted, just sent off my bank details for the dowry to be paid into. Happy days!

I hope she's a looker, her goats look healthy.

It seems congratulations are in order again for you this week!

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