Vista Posted November 16, 2019 Author Report Posted November 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Rally Pack 2000 said: I thought you said clean? 🤨 Ish. You wont like this one then 4
Vista Posted November 16, 2019 Author Report Posted November 16, 2019 Abd being an engineer married to a solicitor myself, this one is particularly pertinent for me. 1
Vista Posted November 21, 2019 Author Report Posted November 21, 2019 I could do with a jump start....not so sure about the blood transfusion though!
Vista Posted November 30, 2019 Author Report Posted November 30, 2019 "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?" "I cannot say." "Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Nina Capelli?" "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her." "Was it Cathy Piriano?" "My lips are sealed." "Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?" "Please, Father! I cannot tell you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself." Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?" "Four months vacation and five good leads 2
Vista Posted December 7, 2019 Author Report Posted December 7, 2019 The Teacher said to little Johnny: "Can you tell me the name of the three great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people’s lives?" Little Johnny thought carefully and answered: "Drink-King, Smo-King, and Bon-King"
YellowTaxi Posted December 10, 2019 Report Posted December 10, 2019 Two birds sitting on a Perch, one says to the other. Can you smell fish.
Rally Pack 2000 Posted December 13, 2019 Report Posted December 13, 2019 The one on the left saved his life, the one on the right rescued his night out.
Vista Posted December 20, 2019 Author Report Posted December 20, 2019 And on to a more serious matter..... If your struggling with the Labour/ Lib-Dem backed more than 2 gender court ruling. This may help. These can all easily be cleared up. Gender depends on chromosomes. There are three different sets of chromosomes: XX Female XY Male Wait for it YYY Delilah 😁 2
katana Posted December 20, 2019 Report Posted December 20, 2019 Oh my ! - Pass me the rifle Eugene - I got me a smurf to drill! 2
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