antz Posted November 26, 2006 Report Posted November 26, 2006 spam up! even if you have crabs! spam up! its great for tea and making fags! spam up!!!! spam up, now with flavour!
Smudger105e Posted November 27, 2006 Report Posted November 27, 2006 Customer: Morning, Waitress: Morning. Customer: What have you got? Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon, egg sausage and bacon Egg and spam Egg, bacon and spam Egg, bacon, sausage and spam Spam, bacon, sausage and spam Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam. (Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!) Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam. Wife: Have you got anything without spam? Waitress: Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam That's not got much spam in it Wife: I don't want any spam! Customer: Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage? Wife: That's got spam in it! Customer: Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it? (Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...) Wife: Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then? Waitress: Iiiiiiiiiiiich!! Wife: What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like spam! (Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!) Waitress (to choir): Shut up! (Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!) Waitress: Shut Up! Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam. Wife: I don't like spam! Customer: Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it, I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam, and spam! (Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!) Waitress: Shut Up!! Baked beans are off. Customer: Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then? Waitress: You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam and spam? Choir (intervening): Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
Gareth Posted November 27, 2006 Author Report Posted November 27, 2006 I am SPAM VADER I get the distinct feelin the new title has somethin to do with Chris.. aka: OBI SPAM KNOBI
Pipster007 Posted November 27, 2006 Report Posted November 27, 2006 Damn this dyslexia!!! Thats one of the most unfortunate ailments to be given a name like that. It's bad enough trying to say it, let alone spell it
Tom Posted November 27, 2006 Report Posted November 27, 2006 or am i very forward? oh i can't remember
huxmk1estate Posted November 27, 2006 Report Posted November 27, 2006 or am i very forward? oh i can't remember your sideways dude!!!!!!!!! ^^^^^
Tom Posted November 28, 2006 Report Posted November 28, 2006 or am i very forward? oh i can't remember your sideways dude!!!!!!!!! ^^^^^ YFKT mate
Tom Posted November 28, 2006 Report Posted November 28, 2006 oooh brain dead 2 lol j/k yeah thanks . . love you too
huxmk1estate Posted November 28, 2006 Report Posted November 28, 2006 or am i very forward? oh i can't remember your sideways dude!!!!!!!!! ^^^^^ YFKT mate of course mint pic
Burns Posted November 28, 2006 Report Posted November 28, 2006 spam-dabby-ozzy bloody hell, don't mess about do ya
Gareth Posted November 28, 2006 Author Report Posted November 28, 2006 spam-dabby-ozzy bloody hell, don't mess about do ya The spam is strong in this one......
Gareth Posted November 28, 2006 Author Report Posted November 28, 2006 damm i cant find mouldy spam Errr........ Mouldy spam I like mine fresh, freshly picked from spam trees!!!
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