i just

[YOUNGY]

coughed with a mouth full of smarties and choked i thought i was going to die,but still managed to laugh at the mess

[stevie]

The advert said "a handful of smarties goes a long long way"

 

Does coughing them out make them go any further?

[YOUNGY]

pmsl yeah all over the seat where the missus was sitting

[stevie]

Good shot!!! This could be a new olympic sport.

[YOUNGY]

i'm gonna try tic tac's next time (it will be like a machine gun)

[stevie]

Watch they dont come flyin out of your nose!!!

[YOUNGY]

i thought only carrots came out your nose when your sick, (and do they hurt)

[stevie]

Why is that??? Why do i always spew carrots and chutney even when i havent eaten any? Its just one of lifes mysteries, like where the other shoe is when you only find one laying on the A12....

[Mrs O/H/C]

I just laughed out loud...lead foot is asking what i was giggling about

[YOUNGY]

what is life without osf and a laugh

[stevie]

 

But where is that other shoe? And how did that one end up there? So many questions that need answering

[YOUNGY]

that other shoe i think i saw it on the M25 with his jumper

[stevie]

poor guy arrived at his destination naked at that rate

[YOUNGY]

urrrgghhh perhaps it was him who used the notes to cover his private bits then.

[stevie]

HAHAHAHA and you licked em....

Think Mrs Leadfoot is gonna give us a right slap at a show

[YOUNGY]

my missus is crying now(with laughter and eating smarties)

[stevie]

Watch she doesnt cough em all over you mate, revenge would literally be sweet

[YOUNGY]

im safe there all gone she don't waste chocolate

[stevie]

Im not getting into chocolate jokes just now...too late in the day

 

Well, ive had a great laugh on here with you guys and girls. I wish you all a good night and ill catch up with you all tomorrow.

 

Keep an eye on him Mrs L, he's a bad influence on young naieve people like me....

[YOUNGY]

good night mate