Found out i was going to be a da last week so i had to go and get snattered on fri night before i told my ma and da, took half a litre of vodka first, told them, fooked off sharpish (cant remember telling them) went into the town got 24 harp and a bottle of buckfast and truly cant remember a fooking thing on saturday morning, so.......... went on the lash again and ended up in my girlfreinds bed at 6 for a couple of hours kip and got snattered again after that lol
That used to be my weekend story all the time (apart from the pregnancy ) but iv'e calmed down now, cant afford it now