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  1. northern monkey
    TOO TRUE MATE CAPRNERD FOR PRIMINISTER YOU WOULD GET MY VOTE
  2. northern monkey
    worlds full of tossers mate no f***in need
  3. northern monkey
    got to stay sober on covert operations pickin presies up till late merry jingle bollox to everyone
  4. northern monkey
    mouth like a shit smugglers swag bag
  5. northern monkey
    soak the lawn at tea time go out when its dark with a torch and they will be on top of the grass,but be quiet cos if they here you comin they will fook off
  6. northern monkey
    its all true i tell my kids about the good old days and they think im off my head cave man like
  7. northern monkey
    double glazed units used to be wrapped round the edges with it you could try a glass place
  8. northern monkey
    just put some petrol in are lassis car and noticed some mindless retard has decided to scratch all down near side of her car with a key or suchlike...bring back hanging :evil:i hope his next shite is a hedgechogg ..
  9. northern monkey
    well ive got a no entry sighn on my arse??
  10. northern monkey
    well im shite too i drove my van into a parked car on the prom at35mph and ididnt even see it
  11. northern monkey
    job done
  12. northern monkey
    hello everybody just like to introduce myself love old fords had a few in the past(before kids)got an 100e in the garage got most of the bits and ive done the welding.just need the time to sort the rest...
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