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  1. shakey n his fezz
    If you get out and have a shit with a soapy arse it slides out a treat then just nip back in the shower for a freshen up but then u get a wet toilet seat and then you slide off it you just cant win in these situations lol
  2. shakey n his fezz
    i was thinking about it but i dont beileve in come backs i left when i was good so i dont want to spoil things hehe
  3. shakey n his fezz
    ohh sounds like a pland but then i gues ure have to dry it off beacause dont they make bubbles? i dont want a bubbley bum itl be too much like an aero
  4. shakey n his fezz
    mmm does sound like a plan but i was gunna say nuffin to do wiv prostitution lol drug dealer last resort hehe only jokein
  5. shakey n his fezz
    any ideas how i can make some money n fast coz other wise she has to go
  6. shakey n his fezz
    haveing a nice bath or shower then realisein u need a shit after its a horrible feeling
  7. shakey n his fezz
    it is but it was nice (the car that is )tho hope it didnt go threw n stain ure seats
  8. shakey n his fezz
    yea i did acherly feel my pantys go slightly wet wen i saw ure motor
  9. shakey n his fezz
    a mk1 green v8 like jobby with a big bonnet bolge and a kitted out mk2 rs2000 woth cage and wide arches any ideas who they are or is it u?? we were in a black capri so i dont freak you out
  10. shakey n his fezz
    did i mention girls that fook around with my head?
  11. shakey n his fezz
    The police are aware of the meeting and may well be in attendance or waiting down the road so the moral of the story is "you have been warned" police have to spoil every thing :(i bet theyve got like and under cover mk1 rs2000 with a cozzey lump or something init tom tankers
  12. shakey n his fezz
    unmm i think you did collin maybe you wont have to soon when life style turns into tesco or waitrose hehe
  13. shakey n his fezz
    that was at tha scrap yard its bloody clean love it
  14. shakey n his fezz
    Think thats bad, someone had a shit outside the front door of our factory the other week! oh that is bad id find out who it is and feed it to em
  15. shakey n his fezz
    oh and a new one people pissin on the floor wen theirs a toilet infront of em some one done it today at work n i hadnt bin in the fookin toilet all day n i got the blame i hate that too gettin tha blame for something i didnt do
  16. shakey n his fezz
    added nuva 1
  17. shakey n his fezz
    ohh you havent met my neighbours we have had the police round saying weve been talkin about them and that weve got lazers threw the walls
  18. shakey n his fezz
    well thats not nice im very nice thank you
  19. shakey n his fezz
    i could be a mail prozzy lol
  20. shakey n his fezz
    yea im on a dayly rate of fook all and work from 7.30 till 6 + and get my stuipid money i think im on a rupee and hr hehe
  21. shakey n his fezz
    wish i couldve got their but had to sort some thnings out sorrey people hope you all had a nice day good wheather and that saw a few of you driveing threw horley
  22. shakey n his fezz
    went back to work today n hated it more than ever as they are now testing me and i cnt b fooked
  23. shakey n his fezz
    girls that fook with my head and say they dont mean it and its complicated wat a twat x
  24. shakey n his fezz
    its a heap of swank n had enough of it at the moment like most things peace out
  25. shakey n his fezz
    yea man could do il probably be in monds capri as i have some technical issues were do u live??
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