I Am Better Than Your Kids...

[Gibson]

Some little shit spent nearly half an hour blowing a King annoying whistle at work today... i was about ten seconds away from doing something truely terrible when it left out of the front door dragged by its god awful mindless slag mother....

 

maybe i should have dropped the trolley jack on the mother instead....

[Mk2Jo]

AAAaaannnnnddd breeeeeaaaaaattthhheeeee

[Gibson]

yea well i went out back for a ciggy before i did beat it too death with five litres of screenwash but i could still hear the damn whistle lol

[Mk2Jo]

lol ....... I know what you mean, I was out at the week-end and while waiting in the queue for a cuppa, there was a child dinging the little bell on the desk by the till, over and over and over and over again..... luckily the couple were served quickly and the child went away but the dad was stood there next to the child and did nothing

[Twinkle]

i know that feeling, had a patient today who's hearing aid made that fookin hi pitched whistle thing all the way to hospital she wouldnt let me adjust it as the hearing aid repair man had just fixed it!!! literally he left as we arrived

[bashmk1]

my cousin is deaf, and his brothrs used to whistle to make him think it was his hearing aid. he used to walk around the house banging his ear.

[Chelle]

my cousin is deaf, and his brothrs used to whistle to make him think it was his hearing aid. he used to walk around the house banging his ear.

 

Our whole class used to take turns at doing that to our history teacher Poor doris went mad and started to cry every now and then! Children are so horrible!!