Im looking for a good woman....

[X-pack-Glyn]

been looking about 20 years, maybe time to give up now.

[escortmad79]

Don't give up, I've managed to find an absolute star who has kept me going for the past 2 months while I've been struggling & hating my job (Which I left on Friday to pursue a delivery/driving job ) & stopped me from lamping one of the most arrogant, brown nosing c**ts I've ever had the misfortune to meet whilst working there.

 

The only problem is she lives a long way away (Like 502 miles! ) but we visit each other & hopefully once she finshes her final year at uni she'll move down to Devon (She loves it down here)

[X-pack-Glyn]

i kidding mate, mines pretty good to me too, but she does have her moments...

 

the other night she just decided she was gona come home and tear chunks out of me, she did that for most of the night, at the end of all that a copped a 90 mph scotch egg in th earhole maybe shes pregnant again

 

say, normally shes pretty good.

[escortmad79]

i kidding mate, mines pretty good to me too, but she does have her moments...

 

the other night she just decided she was gona come home and tear chunks out of me, she did that for most of the night, at the end of all that a copped a 90 mph scotch egg in th earhole maybe shes pregnant again

 

say, normally shes pretty good.

[Trevmk3]

[tazrocks88]

[Mr.Sumo]

Mine had a moment last night after 2 bottles of wine when she found out how much my new tyres were ...my ears are still singing

[johnny_h]

90mph scotch egg PMSL!

[X-pack-Glyn]

90mph scotch egg PMSL!

 

seriusly mate, have you ever had a coming together with a scotch egg at speed??

 

i swear, it was a party egg though where the insides all mushed, the outer case exploded showering me in the yoke and the white bits.

 

thats 0-90 in under .5 of a second too, a very fast one.

[escortmad79]

INCOMINGGGGGGG