Caught some bastard at my bike last night :(

[badchild]

Lets just say he'll think twice about even looking at a bike in future I was having a couple of drinks in my girlfreinds house when her dog went mad outside, walked out and my bike was lying on it's side with some wee 'hard' fella walking away so i chased him and caught up with him and he tried to smack me so i cut the proverbial fook out of him and stripped the scumbag as naked as the day he was born and threw his clothes and EVERYTHING he had on him into a garden 2 streets away, it's the fooking second time some wee turds been at my bike and im sick of these wee hard men that shite themselves when it comes to blows and sick of the fact im lying half awake in her house at night thinking 'what was that noise, is someone at my bike?' everytime i stay gggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

Rant over

[antz]

now i see the connection to the vinnie jones avatar

 

thatll teach him!

[5hane]

hahaha sweet justice

[badchild]

now i see the connection to the vinnie jones avatar

 

The buckfast made me do it lol

As i say it's not the first time it's happened and i really am parnoid about leaving anything in the place i live (mk1 has never and will never sit still for more than 5 mins in my town so long as i live) cause some wee jealous bastard will damage it

[badchild]

hahaha sweet justice

More humiliation than any court could do, come to think of it i wonder how he got home ah well

[Retro-gone.]

i know where youre comin from, i had my Harley fatboy nicked outta my garage in 2004, never caught em , good job cos i wouldnt have let em walk away

like you, the slightest noise has me awake now.

scarred for life !

[5hane]

this is what you need/ want

 

http://www.frost.com/prod/servlet/cio/3465764

 

The Flame Blaster The Flame Blaster consists of a small, 3-liter container of petroleum gas, which is typically mounted in the trunk of the vehicle, and nozzles fitted under the front doors of the vehicle. The electronic ignition system of the Flame Buster is activated by pushing a button (located near the foot pedals), resulting in three-meter long jets of burning liquid petroleum being thrown from both sides of the vehicle.

 

link it to central locking an your away

[badchild]

i like that alot, flame grilled scumbag coming up

[Copey]

what a little shit!! good on ya for teachin the little bastard a lesson!

[Trevmk3]

good on ya mate, cant blame you for kicking the crap out of him

[louie bagel]

if it was any of my motors i really really would bury the theavin piky chav scum bucket

[rallyesport04]

like your style

[escortmad79]

Someone I used to work with used to do that! Bundle them in the back of his van or car take them up to Dartmoor, tell them to strip & hand over their clothes & leave them stranded in the middle of the Moors