Funny answering machine

[Posse]

messages does anyone no of any websites to download them from.

 

 

Its for my home phone as when i get messages from companies and i ring them back its always .

 

press 1 if your ringing us back

 

press 2 if you want to talk

 

press 3 if you've had a dangerous swank today

 

press 4 for all other options

 

 

Fooks me off so i want my own one for them when they call me tossers.

[Posse]

press 5 if you've had a good dump today

[stevepeanut]

we wind them up here, if someone rings on our land line and is selling some crap, I say "can I just put you on hold?" then pick up my mobile and play its ring tones down the telephone.

 

Got a good one wound up a few months ago. Came from abroad I think, but whoever it was didnt have a good grasp of English

 

Man "Sir, would you be interested in broadband?"

me " I aready have it here"

Man "Could I offer to beat your price?"

Me "sure, you can try"

Man "How much is your broad band per month"

Me "Its £2.50!"

Man "Only £2.50 are you sure thats correct"

Me "Yes, isnt that a bloody good deal, can you beat it?"

Man "But Sir, how can you get broad band for only £2.50"

 

and it goes on and on, till I burst out laughing and hang up