Involuntary Suicide

[DanV]

Today my brain malfuctioned and almost caused involuntary suicide!! Whilst drinking a mug of tea my brain forgot its left and right, hesitated, and left the valve in my throat open, which meant i poured the tea directly into my lungs!!

 

Once i had finished choking, wiped the tears from my eyes and blew the remaining tea from my nasal cavity, i looked up to see my workmate grinning like a wanking jap and taking great pleasure in asking 'are you alright!?'.

 

Nostrils still hurt!!

[Trevmk3]

i seem to do that alot, drowning in a mug of tea or coffee wouldnt be the best way to go

[OldskoolSue]

[baz105e]

death by pg tips

[DanV]

bloody orrible aint it!? And Barrie (my work so called mate) is never all that helpful. He watched me do the 240V tango once after i tried to unplug a drill and failed to notice the casing had come off the top of the plug! He just simply said 'thought you were joking'

Thats now two occasions he has happily watched me dance with death

[baz105e]

bloody orrible aint it!? And Barrie (my work so called mate) is never all that helpful. He watched me do the 240V tango once after i tried to unplug a drill and failed to notice the casing had come off the top of the plug! He just simply said 'thought you were joking'

Thats now two occasions he has happily watched me dance with death

 

its hard not to laugh when someone yelps after getting a 240v shock though

[Trevmk3]

bloody orrible aint it!? And Barrie (my work so called mate) is never all that helpful. He watched me do the 240V tango once after i tried to unplug a drill and failed to notice the casing had come off the top of the plug! He just simply said 'thought you were joking'

Thats now two occasions he has happily watched me dance with death

 

its hard not to laugh when someone yelps after getting a 240v shock though

 

as long as it aint you thats had it

[mk2 escy ron]

whole new meaning to gasping for a cuppa