fart machine

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cant reccomend these enough, absolutely hours of fun

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Remote-Controlled ... dZViewItem

 

when shopping with missus drop it in the shopping trolley, tell her your off to loo, pop round the next isle and press the button

 

fookin nearly wet myself doin this, could here debs saying 'it wasnt me' as everyone looked at her, she soon twigged on and boy did i get a roasting

[Posse]

pmsl

[tommy2ltr]

fooking brilliant!!!

[escortwithsunroof]

must buy one and put it in skool

[Monkfish]

That's possibly the best thing I've seen for sale. Anywhere. Ever.

[mk2 escy ron]

FLMAO

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had eldest daughter and her new (shy) boyfriend round for sunday lunch today so without anyone else knowing i stuck the machine under his chair , as i pressed the button we all just looked at him , i was giggling like a girl , wife knew what it was straight away and grassed on me but for a good 15 seconds poor lad went bright red and just didnt know what to say, i dont think he was actually that sure he didnt fart

 

its good fun to put it in the dogs basket too

[Posse]

Im laughing just reading this lol i want one

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funny as fook lads, ive had it a year now and i still cry with laughter when i set someone up, in the ladies lavs at work is always fun

[D4N]

had eldest daughter and her new (shy) boyfriend round for sunday lunch today so without anyone else knowing i stuck the machine under his chair , as i pressed the button we all just looked at him , i was giggling like a girl , wife knew what it was straight away and grassed on me but for a good 15 seconds poor lad went bright red and just didnt know what to say, i dont think he was actually that sure he didnt fart

 

its good fun to put it in the dogs basket too

 

Lmao!! Poor guy!

[YOUNGY]

mate that is funny