Good Morning Thursday Spammers !

[Mk2Jo]

Well, hello and good morning to you all ..... for some reason I am very cheery today Could be something to do with the week-end fast approaching and I am picking up my 7" x 13" superlites

 

At last, it has stopped raining here in Hampshire ... actually, it's quite warm outside for the time of year and for the first time in absolutely ages IT HAS STOPPED RAINING

 

Am at work again, as usual, so what you lot up to .... have you all done your Crimbo shopping yet??? I haven't even started mine Am going on Saturday to buy all my pressies ...well, that's the plan

[MightySprocket]

morning jo, its my last day at work this year so i'm making all my staff sing christmas songs to me! Done all my shoppin except got the misses something, haven't got a clue! any suggestions

[Mk2Jo]

morning jo, its my last day at work this year so i'm making all my staff sing christmas songs to me! Done all my shoppin except got the misses something, haven't got a clue! any suggestions

 

Hmm, how old and what is she into?

[MightySprocket]

morning jo, its my last day at work this year so i'm making all my staff sing christmas songs to me! Done all my shoppin except got the misses something, haven't got a clue! any suggestions

 

Hmm, how old and what is she into?

 

she's 35 and into...... erm........ crikey....... not sure really

[DeuceCoupe]

morning jo, its my last day at work this year so i'm making all my staff sing christmas songs to me! Done all my shoppin except got the misses something, haven't got a clue! any suggestions

 

Hmm, how old and what is she into?

 

she's 35 and into...... erm........ crikey....... not sure really

 

thats not good

[DeuceCoupe]

same ole stuff working, hopefully might get computer tomorrow so will be up and running of an evening again

 

got to go xmas shopping aswell leave it to the last minute

 

still not in xmas spirit I think its cause who I have to spend xmas with its not the ex that makes me feel like this cause we get on fine so not looking forward to it just got enjoy it for the kids,

[Mk2Jo]

Hmm, lol, handy bloke you are then

 

I guess the usual then .... perfume, cd, dvd, voucher for a pampering session at local beauty salon (depends if she likes that sort of thing), week-end away in a nice hotel, nice watch, jewellery (necklace, bracelet, earrings)

[MightySprocket]

Hmm, lol, handy bloke you are then

 

I guess the usual then .... perfume, cd, dvd, voucher for a pampering session at local beauty salon (depends if she likes that sort of thing), week-end away in a nice hotel, nice watch, jewellery (necklace, bracelet, earrings)

 

lmao, not a new Ironing board cover then?

[Mk2Jo]

 

 

hmm, let me think ......... NO

[ZetecVan 2.0]

, jewellery (necklace, bracelet, earrings)

 

A nice pearl necklace always goes down well....

[MightySprocket]

no seriously though, she doesn't really have time to open presents coz she's doing the christmas dinner!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

....i'll get my coat

[Burns]

, jewellery (necklace, bracelet, earrings)

 

A nice pearl necklace always goes down well....

 

lol, mike, can you turn anything dirty?

[MightySprocket]

, jewellery (necklace, bracelet, earrings)

 

A nice pearl necklace always goes down well....

 

lol, mike, can you turn anything dirty?

 

lmao

[Mk2Jo]

Do you know what..... I knew as soon as I put necklace on there someone would come up with that answer ..... shoulda guessed it would be you Mike

 

Sprocket ..... you are lucky your wife doesn't read this forum

[MightySprocket]

Do you know what..... I knew as soon as I put necklace on there someone would come up with that answer ..... shoulda guessed it would be you Mike

 

Sprocket ..... you are lucky your wife doesn't read this forum

 

thats not even worth imagining... oh my god, what if she does?

[Mk2Jo]

lol ...... she might just sneak on here and you wouldn't know .... bet you're running through your mind now all the replies to the various posts that you have put on here

 

 

Could be another Den and Angie situation on Christmas Day for you boyo

[ZetecVan 2.0]

Do you know what..... I knew as soon as I put necklace on there someone would come up with that answer ..... shoulda guessed it would be you Mike

 

Sprocket ..... you are lucky your wife doesn't read this forum

 

What have I said? What have I said??

 

Anyone remember that advert from a couple of years ago that was for a furniture sale. It was on just after christmas...

 

Two women in the kitchen talking, and it started 'And Simon gave me a pearl necklace'.. then it became apparent they were talking about Christmas presents.

[MightySprocket]

lol ...... she might just sneak on here and you wouldn't know .... bet you're running through your mind now all the replies to the various posts that you have put on here

 

 

Could be another Den and Angie situation on Christmas Day for you boyo

 

lmao... I would actually be scared if she knew how to turn a computer on

[Mk2Jo]

 

Two women in the kitchen talking, and it started 'And Simon gave me a pearl necklace'.. then it became apparent they were talking about Christmas presents.

 

lol ... no, don't think we got that ad down here

[EmmaOrbit]

Hi guys.

A pearl necklace for christmas no thanks. I was hopin for a boot lid for me anglebox, got a cool cake instead. (birthday)

 

Jo you know you said it had stopped rainin in Hampshire, well not for long, there is a huge cloud comin my way.

 

Hope you all have a good day.

 

Cheers Thursday Spammers.

[EmmaOrbit]

No don't remember that ad either.

[Mk2Jo]

Jo you know you said it had stopped rainin in Hampshire, well not for long, there is a huge cloud comin my way.

 

 

CheeRS for that Em Still quite bright at the mo ... maybe it will change direction and head towards Surrey instead

[ZetecVan 2.0]

No don't remember that ad either.

 

I've googled it and can only find one reference to it.

 

The first doris says 'And Simon gave me a pearl necklace' (and she's wearing a pearl necklace)

 

The second doris replies 'Ooh I prefer gold'.

 

I think it's for DFS or The Dining Room Centre. Anyhoo, I reckon they banned it. When I first saw it, I said to my wife 'They can't say that', and she said 'Say what? She did get a pearl necklace for christmas, look'.. She didn't know what a pearl necklace was, bless her.

[Burns]

No don't remember that ad either.

 

I've googled it and can only find one reference to it.

 

The first doris says 'And Simon gave me a pearl necklace' (and she's wearing a pearl necklace)

 

The second doris replies 'Ooh I prefer gold'.

 

I think it's for DFS or The Dining Room Centre. Anyhoo, I reckon they banned it. When I first saw it, I said to my wife 'They can't say that', and she said 'Say what? She did get a pearl necklace for christmas, look'.. She didn't know what a pearl necklace was, bless her.

 

i'll show ya later luv