F*%king Daddy long legs

[DeuceCoupe]

There millions of daddy long legs at Shakespeare at the weekend Walking through the grass it was like a plague of them

[Gibson]

a couple of hornets came into dads workshop the other day... the kind that come in a throw the tools around push stuff over for a laugh.... then set about following u around the workshop...

 

best thing too do with a big wasp nest like that is wedge a fook off great big french banger in it....

[Pipster007]

Did you know, that there are over 300 different types of Daddy Longlegs.

 

And also, the male has a flat bottom, whereas a female has a pointed bottom so as to dig into the soil to lay her eggs

 

They are also one of the most poisonous insects in the British Isles

 

Not a lot of people know that

 

 

And if you pull their legs and wings off, they'll turn into a worm

[Awesome Al]

Apparently if 500 crain flys (daddy long legs) bite you..... your dead?

 

Sounds like bolocks to me, what do you think?

[Messenjah]

pip daddylonglegs arent one of the most poisinous insects in the british isles thats a common misconception they just happen to share a name with a particularly venomous spider which only lives in much warmer climates

[arch]

wat i use to get rid of them is either me dog or a lighter and a can of deodorant they srivvle up

[Chelle]

Apparently that daddy long legs thing is true! Fortunatly for us though the little blighters can't bite apparently

[bashmk1]

pip daddylonglegs arent one of the most poisinous insects in the british isles thats a common misconception they just happen to share a name with a particularly venomous spider which only lives in much warmer climates

 

dead right, this whole myth that there the deadliest thing in the world ever...but they dont have teeth to bite us with is rubbish!

 

but, i can guarantee if you ever mention daddly longlegs in a conversation at least one person will mention that 'fact'