Smudger105e Posted July 15, 2009 Report Posted July 15, 2009 Why do people overtake me in my Anglia when Im driving in a queue of traffic? I work for a railway company, why do some people expect me to know everything about trains? Why can't UK Police use the PIT manoevre? Why do Immigration services need a passport to send someone back to their own Country? If they can't prove who they are, get rid! Why do pedestrians stand two paces into the road at junctions? Why does my wife moan when I try to run over the toes of pedestrians in the above situation? Why can't the PC brigade keep their views to themselves? Why can't the Police give someone a hiding if they are being agressive towards them? Does anyone in the UK like Sauerkraut? Do people have lessons at school in how to block a supermarket aisle using only one shopping trolley? If they do, it must be an effective lesson! Why, when naked sunbathing, do some body areas burn, but willy does not? Would have thought it would be more sensitive! Why do people not park in the middle of parking spaces in supermarket car parks? Why does my wife moan when I park really really close to a parked car's drivers door in the above situation? Why do the low energy light bulbs in our front room come on, then get dimmer before lighting up completely? 2CV's. Why? Why do people tell you stuff about your car which is 100% wrong? The 105e, eh? 3 speed box, vacuum wipers, side valve engine, crap cars they were... I'll take a lie down now I think
Daggle Posted July 16, 2009 Report Posted July 16, 2009 Why do people overtake me in my Anglia when Im driving in a queue of traffic? I would ask why are people driving your anglia in the first place mate I work for a railway company, why do some people expect me to know everything about trains? For the same reason that people ask me all sorts of questions on dropped kerbs, litter dropping, and anything that is slightly linked to the Police Why can't UK Police use the PIT manoevre? Who says we can't Why do Immigration services need a passport to send someone back to their own Country? If they can't prove who they are, get rid! Hear hear!! Why do pedestrians stand two paces into the road at junctions? Errrm I am running out of witty comments at this time of the night!, in that vein, why do mothers stick the babies pushchair out into the road just before they attempt to cross the road Why does my wife moan when I try to run over the toes of pedestrians in the above situation? It probably looks a lot closer from where she is sitting and she don't like the thought of a new bonnet mascot Why can't the PC brigade keep their views to themselves? Coz this country is run by spineless individuals who are too afraid of upsetting the minority, so piss of the majority! Why can't the Police give someone a hiding if they are being agressive towards them? I refer to my last answer! Does anyone in the UK like Sauerkraut? I am not going to admit on here that I enjoy a bit of german sausage now am I Do people have lessons at school in how to block a supermarket aisle using only one shopping trolley? If they do, it must be an effective lesson! Are shopping aisles getting closer together? Seems like they are making them tighter to move in now... Why, when naked sunbathing, do some body areas burn, but willy does not? Would have thought it would be more sensitive! Can't say I have tried that one Why do people not park in the middle of parking spaces in supermarket car parks? Run out of ideas on this one Why does my wife moan when I park really really close to a parked car's drivers door in the above situation? Maybe coz she can't get out to spend your money? Why do the low energy light bulbs in our front room come on, then get dimmer before lighting up completely? Why are they such an unattractive shape? 2CV's. Why? 2 word's, The French Why do people tell you stuff about your car which is 100% wrong? The 105e, eh? 3 speed box, vacuum wipers, side valve engine, crap cars they were... They will be the ones who can't park in a supermarket then?
oldskoolfred Posted July 16, 2009 Report Posted July 16, 2009 Why can't UK Police use the PIT manoevre? becouse the astras they use would justfold up !! Why do people not park in the middle of parking spaces in supermarket car parks? because they cant drive the big lux car there rich hubbys have bought them !! Why does my wife moan when I park really really close to a parked car's drivers door in the above situation? dunno i do !! Why do the low energy light bulbs in our front room come on, then get dimmer before lighting up completely? the gas has to warm up !! they flash bright at 1st cos the choke is pumping lots of power in to start it then it cuts out !! there basicley a strip light Why do people tell you stuff about your car which is 100% wrong? The 105e, eh? 3 speed box, vacuum wipers, side valve engine, crap cars they were... because it makes um feel good !!! i got an old pinto and a old 205 block in the back of my truck and a few other parts and i had a bloke just yesterday trying to tell me if i bored my engine out and put SMALLER pistons in and CUT the bottoms of and took a head off a SMALLER cc engine and put it on and then ..... and it went on and on i just walked off in the end i sure he is still there talking to him self !!!
BIGKEV Posted July 16, 2009 Report Posted July 16, 2009 Why do pedestrians stand two paces into the road at junctions? Tis True - I aim for their toes aswell. And I like to block the drivers door off when people cant park. lol me and a mate did this this to a badly parked X5 in Tescos once - as we were walking in they came back to find no access to their car but they didnt see us lol Anyway we spent 20 mins in Tesco to come back and find the owner still not in the car but on the phone complaining to the police that he couldnt get in his car - as I turned up I said its annoying isnt it when some twat parks like that - we then had a chat saying that people who park that close must either be very bad at parking or they must be doing it on purpose to punish the person who parked badly in the first place. after about 5 mins and a fag chatting to this bloke I said "well we must go now" he said cheers mate and bye then me and my mate both got into the cars on either side of the X5 much to the amazement of the X5 owner and tootled off. Not one word was said by this bloke as we drove off as he had previously said that if he knew who it was he would have "chinned" them lol just a very satisfying look of "Oh Bastard" on his face hehehe
Smudger105e Posted July 16, 2009 Author Report Posted July 16, 2009 I was bored at work, but these sort of things really wind me up! I was just going up a 40 mph dual carriageway in town, at 40 mph too (been caught speeding there before!) when a tart in a BMW M3 overtakes me, indicates, pulls in front of me and then brakes! What a twat! Hasn't anyone else got any silly things that really get their goat, even though they know they shouldn't? Burns read a Grumpy Old men book I had here once, and said that he agreed with everything in it
Mr Sam Posted July 16, 2009 Report Posted July 16, 2009 Do people have lessons at school in how to block a supermarket aisle using only one shopping trolley? If they do, it must be an effective lesson! that one annoys me so much!!! or an old lady stoping right between the exit doors to look at the recipt!! WTF!!!! common sence....fookin get some
oldskoolfred Posted July 16, 2009 Report Posted July 16, 2009 yea i get pissed off by everyone on the road trying to beat me off the lights ?!?!?! as in god i dont wanna be stuck behind that !!! they normaly do any way as ill hoooon it off the lights then do 28mph when they catch up lol
oldskoolfred Posted July 16, 2009 Report Posted July 16, 2009 Why do pedestrians stand two paces into the road at junctions? Tis True - I aim for their toes aswell. And I like to block the drivers door off when people cant park. lol me and a mate did this this to a badly parked X5 in Tescos once - as we were walking in they came back to find no access to their car but they didnt see us lol Anyway we spent 20 mins in Tesco to come back and find the owner still not in the car but on the phone complaining to the police that he couldnt get in his car - as I turned up I said its annoying isnt it when some twat parks like that - we then had a chat saying that people who park that close must either be very bad at parking or they must be doing it on purpose to punish the person who parked badly in the first place. after about 5 mins and a fag chatting to this bloke I said "well we must go now" he said cheers mate and bye then me and my mate both got into the cars on either side of the X5 much to the amazement of the X5 owner and tootled off. Not one word was said by this bloke as we drove off as he had previously said that if he knew who it was he would have "chinned" them lol just a very satisfying look of "Oh Bastard" on his face hehehe
NginEEr Posted July 16, 2009 Report Posted July 16, 2009 i seriously hate being over took for the person to slow down
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