My God, the world is full of numptys!!

[SmokeEm]

I've just had this guy in store who bought a tape measure this morning.

 

He says "How does it work, nothing happens when I pull it"

 

Fooking numpty had the tape lock on

[Copey]

I've just had this guy in store who bought a tape measure this morning.

 

He says "How does it work, nothing happens when I pull it"

 

Fooking numpty had the tape lock on

 

 

i woulda struggled not to laugh at him for doin that!!

 

if he cant work a tape measure god help whoever lives with him if he is havin a bash at DIY!

[Posse]

Was it a jewsons special

[DEP]

Sure he was talking about the tape measure Dave

[Trevmk3]

Sure he was talking about the tape measure Dave

 

[over_head_cam]

People like that deserve to be punched in the face Dave

[Andrade]

i sometimes get a call "the computer isn't working when i turn it on" which sounds really odd since i was using that same machine ten minutes before. It happens that people don't know monitors have an on/off button too

[Copey]

i sometimes get a call "the computer isn't working when i turn it on" which sounds really odd since i was using that same machine ten minutes before. It happens that people don't know monitors have an on/off button too

 

[Andrade]

i sometimes get a call "the computer isn't working when i turn it on" which sounds really odd since i was using that same machine ten minutes before. It happens that people don't know monitors have an on/off button too

 

 

worst one yet was.. "the computer is saying disconnect, can you please come see whats wrong?"while on my was i was thinking what kind of error is that? network related? Then I see a black screen with Disconnect written in the middle of it. It was practically the monitor saying that it has no input, also known as the computer was off.

[mk3cokebottle]

i had the same today with a car lol

 

bloke phoned me up and asked

 

"hello mate the car dont run havent a clue why not but i bought it as spares and repairs to do myself and cant be arsed with it "

 

i replied with gumph n bought the car over the phone x reg omega

 

got there and he had put the battery terminals the wrong way round and had extended the earth cable for it to reach with a bit of house electric cable then asked me why it wouldnt start i promtly told him the car was fooked as the ecu and fuse box had fried itself because he had wired the battery on wrong

 

i was giggling wen i left n weighed it straight in but was trying really hard not to be rude when i was there by laughing etc there are a few proper dimlo's god help it if he needed to put a fuse in a plug