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yeah, Guy 'aye lad,ah always say everything twice me,always say everything twice' Martin would be good lol .

 And although I don't condone violence in the workplace, I would have slapped that smarmy producer too if I only had a cold platter instead of a juicy steak just because I turned up two hours late  lol :slap:

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Guy martin is good, as guy martin, hes not Jeremy Clarkson who is top gear really, since the format changed and it became general entertainment instead of primarily a car programme.

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true e501 but guy martin does seem like a talented lad that Scania 143 500 he restored was amazing

 

 

will miss Jeremy Clarkson always seemed to have a passion and love for cars and has good taste in cars also

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Read his autobiography. 'Nice' men don't have foursomes in the back of a transit van lol

Well that's it, its a done deal then! I don't wanna be a nice bloke any more, I wanna be b*****d like Guy!! desismileys_1799.gif
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With 3 birds.......right?

That's damn cool

Not quite. His mate had a new girlfriend and she wanted to 'get to know' Guy and another one of their mates a bit better so all four of them piled into the back of a van to err... Get more acquainted.

 

Turns out it was all a bit too much for Guy who just sat on the wheel arch and watched in nowt but his socks throughout the whole thing.

 

His book is well worth a read!

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"Too much political correctness bollox in the world nowadays in my eyes."

 

Same here in Australia.

Increasing levels of scrutiny and accountability from governments.

Almost nil ability for personal defence.

I recently watched Ross Kemp doing a bit on the bike gangs in Oz...can't ride in groups containing more than 2, or even be affiliated with someone in one...or you go to prison?! WTF..

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Unfortunately this is only the start of it.

 

Family law is much worse. Just don't be an Aussie male and get married. The wife has the ability to take 80% of all the husband's assets without question, including his superannuation. Even if your girlfriend doesn't live with you and she decides to leave her clothes (such as a pair of undies) at your place for a fixed time, she can claim a large percentage of your home.

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^^^ At last! I always knew there had to be a downside to living in Australia. All we Brits get to hear is how wonderful it is!

 

Now I know that IF we emigrated to Oz, MrsSmokeEm would be entitled to 80% of my fook all possessions :lol:

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Well she may not get the 80%, or 70%, or 60%, or even 50%, because divorce cases usually go through the Family Law Courts, some cases drag on for months and years and cost heaps of money and destroy people emotionally. It is the solicitors and legal firms that always win. Usually the male ends up in debt. If he has two children as dependents, if he is smart, it is best he just walks away and just gives her everything. If you have no money the legal system, via the solicitors, offer secured loans, currently at 18% interest in today's money. So in effect the loan funds more legal challenges. The solicitors win yet again. 

 

Don't forget our "Hooning Laws". If you get caught doing something stupid in your car (such as drag racing on the streets, even for a few seconds), your car will be immediately impounded by the police for 3 months. Then, if you don't play the game, or you are caught again, your car will be crushed, and you will be sent the bill.

 

Unfortunately Australia is controlled by the corrupt legal system and political system which produces "legislation".

 

Oh, and don't forget Australia is one country that many people are forced to pay 110% of their personal income tax each and every year. That way the state gets 10% extra free tax 12 months in advance.

 

But the weather is nice.

 

The only country I have visited is Germany in May 2006. It was very obvious that Germany was a much freer country to live and work in.

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Your not selling it to me there Pete! I thought it was all fair dinkum, sheilas and no wucking furries :-D We have good weather too you know. Summer's the best week of the year!

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ha ha! Folk lore. Can't remember when i went to the beach last (years).

Was a wonderful country to grow up in in the 1960's, '70's and '80's. But something changed in the early 1990's.

Everyone is way too serious now.

The "winter" here is really only 3 months.

Can safely drive our old cars all year round, we don't have the rot problems as Europe. Take my hat off to restorers in the UK.

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