David Attenborough.... "And as the early morning mist begins to rise, an entire heard of Chavs begin to flock around the site of there fallen leader. His evocotive love for chavyness and his flare for boyracerism will be long remembered, but as sure as day becomes night , soon the fight for another leader will begin. By day light cues as long as the eye can see will be congregating outside halfords for neons and stick on spoilers...."