Mr.Sumo

Dear oh dear Ben.............

no , was bout , oooooh , 15 years ago now in a mk2 Escy it would NEVER happen in the Granny , cos all my kids are banned from it

What ( feigning mock shock.....)

Ian where exactly were you when the waters broke and you got showered ? Or do we really not want to know Mucky Sod Chris mate - Take it like a man - wait till you see the look in her eyes mate when the midwife hands her to you The best part is that you fall in love all over again ...... Sob - just thinking about it is making me But its Ok cos i AM a DOUBLE HARD ROCK ARD BARSTARD!!! Well m8....doin bout 70 in a 30 with her legs at 20 to 4 , feet on the windscreen......whooooosh.....splashback.....need i say more

Ditto mate ...apparently she wants a cuppa tea Back to the subject....Thunder-live

PMSL M8 After no6 mate you get used to it ......especially when you get showered with the waters breaking......and then theres the clean up operation afterwards....not for the faint hearted GOOD LUCK CHRIS AND LAURA-BETH

when i had my one and only RS2000 i got pulled by the plod 7 times in 2 nights on the trot . all 7 producers in hand ( at 18 years old me was ) , me and the old man proceeded to go in the cop shop 1 producer at a time ......after the 4th one mr plod was starting to get the hump ( all that paperwork ) , and asked if i would be coming back again.....my old Dad said , " yes 3 more times " , cop said " can we do them all together then ? " , my old man says " no , you stopped him 7 times , you can do 7 lots of paperwork...." ....never got stopped again

I deffo don"t need you joining in m8

thank you to the serious answers.....Jimbob and Chris

what is the world coming too.... Your first job is to block all mention of me and bloody Rovers...if you don"t i will drive down to your abode and remove your testicles by hand Oh......nice one Bud......i was NEARLY , just NEARLY nice to you then

Good luck Micky....whatever you decide to do

F**k off you git I DON"T OWN A ROVER ANYMORE

,,,anyone know where i can get a nice sounding / looking back box for the Granny NO Maxxypants ideas either you lot

Oi! I never implied it would be cheap, i implied it would be proper, because we have people on this site (full of people who love old motors) who would do ElSumo proud. Please don't take my comments out of context. Chris OK m8, but it seems el sumo was complaining about his 3k qoutes, I am sure they would do him proud. Wouldn't they ? If thats too expensive then there are plenty of people out there who will do it cheaper but as I said you get what you pay for. Sorry if I took your comments out of context, maybe i'm missing your point. M8 , wasn"t complaining bout the £3000 quote , it was his attitude He couldn"t even be bothered to get his fat arse of his chair and have a look at my car...thats what p*ssed me off And i agree , you gets what you pay for

Thanks for the offer m8 , but i"m in Middlesex...... , was looking for something / somebody a little closer

i don"t want concours job , i just want it one shade of silver with no droopers on it I am even prepared to do 90% of the prep myself cos i worked in a bodyshop for 3 years ..... thanks for the comments...i"ll try couple of our sponsors . i"m even prepared to drop it off somewhere and pick it up in couple of months if someone wants to fit it round there other work...... and i will be paying cash

....old skool cars and paint shops went into 4 last Friday for quotes on the Granny....2 said £3000 and didn"t even move from the office / reception to have a look , 1 said £1500 , but could be more cos its old ...and the last 1 said " sorry mate , we don"t do old cars unless its an insurance job........ ......... i give up

f*cckin scum bag cnuts Should hang up by there bollox , cover them in honey and let the wasps sting the f*ck out of em til they die

15....i must have done something right......i have a 25 year old son

...changed that then mmm hey , come on , own up.... Last night i was sponsered by Pukka Pies .....this morning at 5 bloody a.m i"m an old Skool Banger racer NOT HAPPY Posse....this got sumit to do wiv you

The Jack...the one and only AC/DC

nice ride m8ty slight disappointment tho....where the tow bar the OSF Maverick has gone .... what are we gonna use as the new OldSkool wrecker now

there was me thinking you was bein serious

there not brave enough round here ....they think i"m "orrible