im afraid im going to have to invoice you for time lost on the 4th of nov
imparticularly the afternoon , ish
between the hours of 11 and 4 , give or take
you see i had to leave my shop to pick up , well i wont go into it , but it was important shop type stuff . It wasnt cakes !
and upon returning and disposing of the important shop type stuff
i decided to browse your publication and lo and behold it was then 4
im not saying it isnt a fine publication , much to the contrary , infact many would be customers commented on its ability to draw my attention away from my work
and even when i would wittily come back with " fook off im clearly reading/looking at pictures "
they would still pester me
so to reiterate , the paper is watching me