I had the same problem,so i asked my mum what to get him and she said "don't worry you don't have to get him anything"-so that's exactly what i did and he had the right arse
Just had a wall built-7.5m long,11 courses high (double thickness) about 400 bricks and took him 3 days,drunk around 25 cups of tea a day and kept stopping for fag breaks every half hour-then he said he wants £370-i told him to do one
http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/HomeAndComm ... G_10022562
Follow the rules and you'll be safe
So sticking it the footings of my garage is a no no then mate