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Vista

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  • Birthday 13/06/1970

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    All things 70's! :-)

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  1. There are two ways of doing that. 1. There is Jam first 2. There is wrong!
  2. There's no problem whatsoever getting pinto and crossflow parts over here as there's a huge market for them.
  3. At least the Crabs had good taste in cars!
  4. Which car are you going to be in this weekend Malcolm?
  5. An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?' The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
  6. What sort of times are you running?
  7. I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said let’s get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled----WHAT?" I then said "honey, I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial means as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" 🤔 Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either. Women......!
  8. No. Most of the Surrey and South London based guys have moved on to other platforms. Facebook largely killed the user experience on forums.
  9. Vista

    Appeal for help.

    Local news report and clip of the petition being presented 20240423_213722.mp4
  10. Vista

    Appeal for help.

    My MP will be presenting this petition in the Commons tomorrow evening. Thousands have signed now, anyone else prepared to help me by signing this? https://www.southeastcornwallconservatives.com/campaigns/petition-no-increase-tamar-toll-2024
  11. Just 4 camping pitches left at the link below for this year's event at the River Dart Country Park. May 17th - 19th 2024. https://www.oldskoolford.co.uk/store/product/51-camping-package-tour-of-the-moor-2024/ For Facebook users who haven't been before, please see images of our 2023 event at the link below https://www.facebook.com/share/p/37C8twkgdh89GGxj/
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