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A matelot and a squaddie are in the bathroom taking a slash. The squaddie washes his hands and says smugly, "In the Army they teach us to wash our hands after taking a slash" The matelot looks at him and replies wryly, "In the Navy, they teach us not to piss on our hands!"

If you need a home for the firewood, I'm your man.

Ahem. No.

Holy moley, 19 years ago!

215/55/13 seems the closest https://novamotorsport.com/products/nova-zzs/ Nova ZZS - Nova Motorsport.PDF

I use road legal motorsport tyres on my van (Avon Motorsport ZZS, though they are now branded as Nova Motorsport) and though I don't often take it out when it's really wet, I haven't ever had any problems when I have been caught out out with it in the wet.

Then there's Toyo Proxes https://www.jdmotorsporttyres.co.uk/tyres/item/179-13-toyo-proxes-r888r-205-60-13/

Radar are made in Singapore: https://www.camskill.co.uk/m73b0s375p0/Car_Tyres_-_MPV_Tyres_-_People_Carrier_Tyres_-_13_inch_R13_inch_-_205_60_13_205_60R13

Yes, if you haven't seen the film, it's worth a watch. Some great period music amd scenic back drops

It was a GP125, I owned one around that time. Two up it wouldn't pull the skin off a rice pudding.

This thread needs a bump too. A bloke goes to the local council to apply for a job in the office. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies: "yes, caffeine." "Have you ever worked for the public service before?" "Yes, I was in the army," he says, "I was in Iraq for two tours." The interviewer says: "That will give you five extra points toward employment." Then he asks: "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says: "Yes, a mine exploded near me when I was there and I lost both of my testicles." The interviewer grimaces and then says: "OK, you've got enough points for me to take you on right away. Our normal hours are from 8am to 4pm but you can start tomorrow at 10am, and carry on starting at 10am every day." The bloke is puzzled and asks: "If the work hours are from 8am to 4pm, why don't you want me here until 10am? I'm not looking for any special treatment." "What you have to understand is that this is a council job," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. There's no point in you coming in for that.

Three of my favourite things in one video 1. Scotland 2. Mk2 Escorts 3. Big Country Seriously though, mk2 Escort jam sandwiches unable to catch two lads twos up on a GP125? That's even more unbelievable than holding up buses with a puffer gun full of itching powder! 😆

Hello Jimbo, still a few of us around. Things are a lot quieter than the pre Facebook days though.

Wow, this thread hasn't had a new entry for over a year. Let's fix that.

I don't know of any club that does, but they may agree to pass on contact details to the registered owner

Welcome Ryan

18 years later? Holy thread revival Batman!

Today Is Saturday: Watch And Smile.

As did I. Very T-Rex ish the opening guitar twang intro. Remember this from the show that succeeded Swap Shop? https://youtu.be/NEkB25V_ow8?is=1ujNHmBoMoA9lOT8

Who remembers? Bonus points for anyone who remembers what Tiswas stood for. Sally James 😍

Welcome to Old Skool Ford. Stickers look Is the Anglia Cosworth powered?

You are Old Skool to the bone

(who's been on here long enough to remember what that emoji stands for?) Welcome to OSF

Yes FORD letter type was the early type on Mk2's Then the blue oval type came later

There are worse things to do with camels....some say the egyptians were taught by the welsh in such matters.