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James, thet's Le Mans Green(ish) with a Modena Green stripe, Stripes are Sooo last year Daarhhling!

Modena Green sits quietly at the back, and smiles a knowing smile.🤫

James, it's your age mate, we make allowances for you........🤭

Cheers James, I'm about to have Tea and I feel quite queasy now!

They are in Lithuania, I hope they post or you'll have worn the buggers out driving home!😁

I would like an R10 Gordini, When I was a kid I wanted a Renault 4, with a 2" roof chop, boxed arches, and R12 Gordini running gear. Sadly life n kids got in the way. Now i'm old enough to have reached the "Can't be arsed" point in life.😁

James, add a couple of doors and it would win a Classic Ford show in Australia🤭

Kinnel! that's some potent pharmaceuticals being used there boy!

That conversion bears no resemblence to the completed black one in the picture, which is a Cabrio. The white one looks more like something drawn on a beer mat on Friday night, lashed togther with detritus and shite found in the barn on Saturday afternoon, and used to go cruising for honeyies after church on Sunday whilst sporting yer best rattin' jacket, cap, and wellies.

Ah, but did he drive it changing gear at valve bounce, and did it have the ultimate tuning kit, Police livery and radio communication?🤣

Top quality PPE, shiny tools all nice and boxed, jump leads that you could heat your house with, as long as you didn't breath the fumes! Working in a scrap yard, what could possibly go wrong? Right pair of Muppets.🤔🤣

I bent the fastest Mk2 ever made, ever so slightly in the middle, chasing a burglar who ran around a corner just as I drove up. Around the corner was a long flight of concrete steps.............. I had to shoulder barge the door with my delicate 6'5" 17 stone body to get out and grab the little shit, and the exhaust decided to run away in the opposite direction. I wonder why Ford sold us the 1100 popular 2Dr marked 'Police' and didn't use it for their works rally team?

I didn't realise there was an Australian version of the Chuckle Brothers!🤣

You could sell your XRH plate to Andy Mountbaton-Windsor🤭

Large rock/bumper copulation?