Chelle

Awww Darren, thats horrible. I hope the pooch is ok after the op! Pet plan is a good insurance company m8. But more importantly I hope your mums OK! Every one's right the Corsa is just a lump of metal m8! Sounds like you've got enough on your plate to worry about without worry about that. Anyway i'm gonna stop rambling on now, hope everything is ok!

And wait for the innuendos...

We love a good rumour!

Here's a pic of me from last year... And the only recent pic i have is me and twinkle courtesy of Mr O_H_C Cheers

lol i'm only working from 4.15-7.15 today

Aww but check out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uYfz012j0c&NR

and you know why I got those and not what anyone else is thinking Yeh yeh... we all know Lee better than that!

Seconded!

Do you get a big fat xmas bonus too?

You should so come and work at waitrose If you work a full day you get half an hour tea break in the morning, then you get an hour for lunch and then anotheer half an hour for dinner break

AHEM!!!! I'm waiting for quarter to 4 so that i can go to work actually... so ner ner na ner ner!

Thirded I reckon Piercey boy was the best!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Tell me somethin i don't know Chris!

Oh something does hurt more than a glass cut... having glass removed from a glass cut Or hobbling all the way round a hospital with glass in your foot! Oh yeh Rob it was Grimly dark!

Obviously i went to sit down and the glass was under the desk

By the time i'd got from the computer upstairs to the kitchen my tights were i nice shade of dark read all over my foot! Not to mention the blood stains on the carpet all down the stairs

Ok come ere and i'll put a big bit of glass out for you to tread on

Oooo you so mean Christopher!!!! Suppose i'll have to put a pic up now won't i! Its not the length of the cut that bothered me really, it was the depth. it didn't go straight in, it went down the side of my toe! Check out the cool purple glue though Hmm that pics rubbish! Some one can resize it for me if they want Sorry did it on me fone!

Oi Oi You really don't wanna see my manky foot! Its covered in loads of padding! I suggest if you'd like to see what it looks like your more than welcome to re-enact it yourselves if you like

I got home from A & E last night after waiting for 4 hours to have my toe glued together lol! There was me with a huge cut in my toe that runs the whole length of my big toe, complete with glass i might add. Refusing to let the doctor stitch it! She told me this option would be very painful so i refused the injections and the stitches and opted for the glue! BIG MISTAKE! The glue fooking hurts! Got me a nice purple tattoo on the botton of my foot though Trust me to damage myself just before my second week at work lol!

Ahhh ya see thats where your wrong... i got called a c**t by a male customer when i worked at our local... many people know this story... he promtly had an ashtray and the ashtray brush thrown at him. Completely unacceptable use of language in my books! I don't mind it in films or if you really need to use it to describe your emotions at that point and i do agree its sometimes the best word for the job but.... don't call a doris it, its like a red flag to a bull

Oooo you swine! I never went there thanks

Who!? What?! Where!? When?! WHY!?!

I applied for an admin job at the offices in waitrose back in June. For them to ring me yesterday asking me if i was still interested in coming in for an interview. I thought this was funny as they obviously now need staff now that the Uni's have all gone back! It makes you think that surely they'd be better off employing people full time instead of having to keep doing recruitment drives!? Also why is it that you can apply for 20+ jobs a week and only hear back from one or two that are only contacting you to reject your application but as soon as you've got one interview lined up millions come along all at once! Decisions, decisions! So lucky me gets to go to interview after interview this week and next week! Rant over!