thats good
there is no rust round the petrol cap because it has that much filler in that if you run someone over they would probably die of asbestosis.
Inside is a s**t hole, hasn't been cleaned for years, sure there is something growing under the seat, maybe good to smoke you never know.
I suggest trailering away with the tyres illegal but if you do decide to drive away you may do so, i'm not your mum so i won't stop you.
I do however suggest you change the tyres first and wear a mask so no one recognises you, can provide one at extra cost although is a gimp mask so would double the price of the car.
Make ideal shed or mobile skip.
this guy has a good sense of humor, not very good advertising skills tho