I oten find myself wondering about things that shouldnt bother me. Before you think im some kind of weirdo...well...errr...suppose i am actually . Seriously though, am i the only one who looks at things from another perspective?
I was watching some film or another and a guy had a bag put over his head, bundled into a limo, beaten up, then kicked out of the car.
I turned to my missus and said..."where do you reckon they get those nice cloth bags from?Are they made specially at some gangster haberdashery?" They are always a black velvet bag that fits perfectly over the victims head. Ive never seen em in shops, have you?
Think i need to leave this vodka alone....