There was a doris in our local chinese the other day and she said to the girl serving,
doris-"Do you sell egg fried rice but without the egg?"
Server-"Well yes, really you just want plain fried rice"
doris-"No, I want egg fried rice but without the egg"
Server-"well that is just plain fried rice"
Me-"FFS"
This just went on for quite a while.
Stupid bird