Posse Posted July 22, 2007 Report Posted July 22, 2007 One for the girls.... Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my shape to keep. Please no wrinkles, please no bags, and please lift my butt before it sags. Please no age spots, please no grey, and as for my belly, please take it away. Please keep me healthy, please keep me young, and thank you Dear Lord, for all that you've done. Five tips for a doris.... 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other. Foot Note: One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
mk3cokebottle Posted July 22, 2007 Report Posted July 22, 2007 One for the girls.... Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my shape to keep. Please no wrinkles, please no bags, and please lift my butt before it sags. Please no age spots, please no grey, and as for my belly, please take it away. Please keep me healthy, please keep me young, and thank you Dear Lord, for all that you've done. Five tips for a man.... 1. It is important that a doris that does all the chores around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a doris makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a doris you can count on and doesn't moan about osf's to you. 4. It is important that a doris sucks you and cooks for you. 5. It is important that these four women don't know each other. Foot Note: One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
Mustang Posted July 23, 2007 Report Posted July 23, 2007 One for the girls.... Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my shape to keep. Please no wrinkles, please no bags, and please lift my butt before it sags. Please no age spots, please no grey, and as for my belly, please take it away. Please keep me healthy, please keep me young, and thank you Dear Lord, for all that you've done. Five tips for a doris.... 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other. fpmsl Foot Note: One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
Mustang Posted July 23, 2007 Report Posted July 23, 2007 One for the girls.... Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my shape to keep. Please no wrinkles, please no bags, and please lift my butt before it sags. Please no age spots, please no grey, and as for my belly, please take it away. Please keep me healthy, please keep me young, and thank you Dear Lord, for all that you've done. Five tips for a doris.... 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other. fpmsl fpmsl Foot Note: One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
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