i need help...

[antz]

i got two accountncy exams next week and i know fook all!!!

 

ive tried to do exam papers but dont even know what they ar on about let alone answer them!!!!

 

all my notes are just questions and what i do hav means nothing to....to make it worse a guy i work with is doing the same thing but he is way more confident with it all so i know when i fal im gonna get slated and compared to him cos that happened last time i failed an exam

[Trevmk3]

i will get you started mate

 

1+1=2

1+2=3

1+3=5

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

shit sorry mate cant help

[steve1199]

you know fook all just like most accountants then

[antz]

u have no idea how hard accounts is its the accounts who work out weather you make a profit or lose all ya cash. they also set ya budget to help you decide how to run your business next year

 

we know fook all yes

 

 

 

 

im screwed

[Trevmk3]

if your budget is £15,000 then you dont want to go and spend £16,000

[antz]

if your budget is £15,000 then you dont want to go and spend £16,000

 

but how do you know you have spent 16k? how do you account for seasonal adjustments, stock problems, labour shortages, over productions......

[Trevmk3]

your the accountant you tell me

[antz]

your the accountant you tell me

 

i know u gotta deal with it somehow but HOW YOU DO IT is beyond me

[Trevmk3]

i just have to cope mate im sure it will all come to you mate. get yourself to the libary and get some books on it before your exams and see if that sheds any light on it

[antz]

ive got two books and a folder full of stuff....it all means nothing

[surfingturnip]

chin up, tits out mate you'll do well

[Trevmk3]

ive got two books and a folder full of stuff....it all means nothing

 

then just blag it and hope for the best then i did that in my GSCE's

[antz]

ive got two books and a folder full of stuff....it all means nothing

 

then just blag it and hope for the best then i did that in my GSCE's

 

im gonna go down with dignity.....go down with pride and another failure

[Toby]

READ the question really well!

 

Then use the old "bullsh!t baffles brains" theory and write down a load of stuff on fluid dynamics!!

 

Seriously mate, I sympathise, my lady went thru' those exams and they tried her to the enth!!

 

 

 

Maybe cos she doesn't know fook all about fluid dynamics

 

 

Good luck

[Trevmk3]

and if fluid dynamics doesnt work then try to describe the splitting of the atom using the words, Particle Accelerator, thingymebob, whatmenot,

[antz]

ha ha ha ur both mad

 

i just went through an exam highlighting what i didnt know....about 1/2

[Trevmk3]

so you did know about half it then

 

you could also try discombobulated a personal favourite of mine

[antz]

what about whojamaflipthingymabob????

 

1/2 wnt be a pass though. i need to get 80% right

[Toby]

and if fluid dynamics doesnt work then try to describe the splitting of the atom using the words, Particle Accelerator, thingymebob, whatmenot,

 

Ah ha you must be an accountant / scientist!!

[Toby]

what about whojamaflipthingymabob????

 

1/2 wnt be a pass though. i need to get 80% right

 

Is half not 80%?

[antz]

what about whojamaflipthingymabob????

 

1/2 wnt be a pass though. i need to get 80% right

 

Is half not 80%?

 

half is 50%

[Toby]

what about whojamaflipthingymabob????

 

1/2 wnt be a pass though. i need to get 80% right

 

Is half not 80%?

 

half is 50%

 

You're a dark horse I recon!!

[Muttley MK2]

Well it aint Rocket Science is it!!...........................Its accountancy My feckin accountant took me for 250 sovs each month and I STILL ent feckin bankrupt

[Cortinacat]

Well it aint Rocket Science is it!!...........................Its accountancy My feckin accountant took me for 250 sovs each month and I STILL ent feckin bankrupt

 

 

Speaking as an Accountant. I'd get shut of him. £250 a month. He's laffing his bollox off at you.

[Cortinacat]

i got two accountncy exams next week and i know fook all!!!

 

ive tried to do exam papers but dont even know what they ar on about let alone answer them!!!!

 

all my notes are just questions and what i do hav means nothing to....to make it worse a guy i work with is doing the same thing but he is way more confident with it all so i know when i fal im gonna get slated and compared to him cos that happened last time i failed an exam

 

Antz. You'll be alright mate. You went to the lessons didn't you? Even if you are bored to tears (which most of the time I am and I am an Accountant) your brain will have taken it on board. Just chill and let your mind do the rest.