Legally binding seasons greetings.

[ratman]

Please be advised of my best wishes for an environmentally-conscious, socially-responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral winter solstice holiday, practised within the most joyous tradition of the religious persuasion of your choice, and with respect for the religious persuasions of others, or for their choice not to practice a religion at all.

 

Also please have a fiscally successful, personally-fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to our society have helped make our nation great, without regard to creed, religious or sexual orientation of those so distinguished..

 

best wishes

 

 

disclaimer.....

 

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal upon review, opposition, or objective offence. It implies no promise by the sender to actually implement any of the wishes for himself or others. Acceptance of these criteria does not obligate the recipient to action, response or promise of expenditure. It is merely conveyed as an honest attempt to communicate the season's good wishes without threat of legal, moral or irrespective administrative policy or practice.

 

[Muttley MK2]

Spot fooking on mate!!! But ill bet someone somewhere will be upset,insulted,traumatised,gutted,pissed off

[Mrs O/H/C]

[Guest MK1gaz]