close shave...?

[radar tech]

I hate having to psyco anaylse anyone who takes an interest in my escy. i really paranoid now . my old mk2 rs2, i used to leave open with the alarm on in the end coz the fookers made such a mess of the door when they tried to get in . It really pisses me off. If peeps like OSF motors they should do what we ALL have done SAVE OUR PENNIES and buy one not just take them.

 

Got to stop now the voices are getting louder and that vein is throbbing in my temple

 

SCUM SCUM SCUM

[bmxdave]

This is the exact reason im not allowed any guns in my house. My Dad knows if someone tries to steal my car ill shoot them in the kneecaps and kick them until they are unconcious before calling the police, and he knows ill get done for it.

 

I have no real protection, but i have the fuel pump switch which you wouldnt know what it was unless told. We also have a very noisey dog with absolutely brilliant hearing aswell as a half gravel path.

 

The Cortina is well stuck in the garden, itd take an hour to get out.

 

I did hear a story though from one of my Dads friends in the late 70's. He had a mk1 RS200, a mk1 Mex, a mk2 RS2000, a mk1 fez, a Lotus Cortina and a mk1 RS1600. The RS16 was well trapped right up his driveway underneath his house window, and the only way to get to it was to move every car, which where in really awkward positions and then move the RS out. One morning he woke up, looked out his window, all was fine. It wasnt until he actually went out that he noticed the RS16 was gone. All cars where exactly as left and there was no way to get around to it with a crane or wagon to lift it out. Worst of all? It wasnt insured. It was presumed they moved all cars and then pushed them back in exact positions and knowing that he couldnt see below his window.

 

Theiving fookers.

[lotusless]

glad you saw them m8,

not sure what your gonna do with a baseball though

surely a bat is better

 

Hence car has now been moved to a safer location ....and my friend Baseball is sat at the back door waiting for there return

[crapichris]

had 2 diddies a couple of weeks ago taking too much interest in my Mk1 Capri while it was down the driveway. Phoned the Fuzz but they just told me not to stop them if they come around again. "No officer - got 2 spare body bags in the Panda if they come back?"

[steve dray]

wire it up to the mains m8

[MexDan]

Sorry to hear that mate... good move to put it somewhere else though

 

Its sad when you cant leave something on your drive without the fear of it being nicked...

 

Maybe if we were allowed to give these people a good kicking then there wouldnt be so many of the bastads about.

[oliwally]

same thing happend to me yesterday,got my mk2 rs2000 home and locked in mates garage.

went back to store some more bits in there when this silver car pulls up and walks straight over to me and my mate.

starts asking about some shogan thats parked down the ally.

then says "thats a nice car,does it have a cossy?" then walks off and drives away.

had a strange accent sounds sort of pikey if you know what i mean.

thought bugger this,so i decided i'd drive it home and park it there.

no insurace no tax no mot.

drive down the road and then get greif from a guy in a new bmw coupe.

apple pie,stands on his brakes and stops half way turning into a supermarket car park.

i get fooked off and open up past him,he then speeds off after me,almost smashing my mates car up and follows me for half mile,wrong side of the road and cuts my nose off pushing me into the kerb almost.

"whats your problem manz?"

"Fook off cock"

"Whats your problem manz,why iz you driving on my bumper"

"what the fook you going on about?"

"why iz you reving up behind me,you got a problem with me"

"fook off cooooooont its a race car thats what they do"

at this stage i'm about to open my door and get out,the guys already opening his door and i was up for thumping him some,then my mates out of his car ready to thump this cock too for nearly smashing his car.

the fooker gets back in and drives away.

only had the car 5 hours and have had this shit already!!!!

fooking silver new shape bmw with white writing across the back window,thought he was a proper gangsta with his bling