antz Posted March 10, 2008 Report Posted March 10, 2008 what would you do if you ruled britain for a entire 24hours? anything you wanted to do. id do this: 1. sack the entire government and do things myself 2. drop fuel prices back to 70p a litre 3. demand every BMW has to have an MOT every 6 months at a cost of £40 for new indicators 4. pull out of all the wars were in. its got fook all to do with us so why should we be there 5. close off a 5mile radius of my house to rally round for myself 6. if you cant speak english then fook off back to your own country 7. prisons full? no problem....why have 3 to a cell when you can have 10 its only full when you cant move (these are my opinions so please dont hunt me down and burn me for my own views!...you cxan all display your own )
bigglesmk2 Posted March 10, 2008 Report Posted March 10, 2008 OK 1)I would adopt the Australian way of accepting people into the country,point's system'n'all that. 2)Write down all the major fook up's the government have done over the last 40 years. 3)Invest heavily into building time machine 4)Go back in time'n'change said fook up's 5)Go back to my own time realise my changes made thing's worse, i would then siese to exsist coz i was never born Note to self:Dont become PM.
pauln Posted March 10, 2008 Report Posted March 10, 2008 OK you have my vote. You did hit on one of the problems though saying you want to do it all yourself. The government can't and has to use other people to do things for them (regretfully these people have their own ideas how they are going to do things) result cockup. If I was going to add anything it would be a law that said that anyone who disregards the rights of others loses any rights of their own when it comes to judgement.
over_head_cam Posted March 10, 2008 Report Posted March 10, 2008 1. I'd try and make EVERYTHING fair. 2. Create a law that said all OSFs could be used and abused with free tax for the next 1000 years (and would never be subject to crazy arsed euro legislation) 3. Build a wall in the England-bound Channel tunnel
Copey Posted March 10, 2008 Report Posted March 10, 2008 1. I'd try and make EVERYTHING fair.2. Create a law that said all OSFs could be used and abused with free tax for the next 1000 years (and would never be subject to crazy arsed euro legislation) 3. Build a wall in the England-bound Channel tunnel sounds good but erm...say english people went through the tunnel for a holiday, how would they get back??
antz Posted March 10, 2008 Author Report Posted March 10, 2008 1. I'd try and make EVERYTHING fair.2. Create a law that said all OSFs could be used and abused with free tax for the next 1000 years (and would never be subject to crazy arsed euro legislation) 3. Build a wall in the England-bound Channel tunnel sounds good but erm...say english people went through the tunnel for a holiday, how would they get back?? whats an aeroplane do?
Copey Posted March 10, 2008 Report Posted March 10, 2008 1. I'd try and make EVERYTHING fair.2. Create a law that said all OSFs could be used and abused with free tax for the next 1000 years (and would never be subject to crazy arsed euro legislation) 3. Build a wall in the England-bound Channel tunnel sounds good but erm...say english people went through the tunnel for a holiday, how would they get back?? whats an aeroplane do? the point of the tunnel is cheap and you can take a car through...try takin a car on a plane...
surfingturnip Posted March 10, 2008 Report Posted March 10, 2008 1. I'd try and make EVERYTHING fair.2. Create a law that said all OSFs could be used and abused with free tax for the next 1000 years (and would never be subject to crazy arsed euro legislation) 3. Build a wall in the England-bound Channel tunnel sounds good but erm...say english people went through the tunnel for a holiday, how would they get back?? whats an aeroplane do? the point of the tunnel is cheap and you can take a car through...try takin a car on a plane... do the ferrys still run?
Copey Posted March 10, 2008 Report Posted March 10, 2008 1. I'd try and make EVERYTHING fair.2. Create a law that said all OSFs could be used and abused with free tax for the next 1000 years (and would never be subject to crazy arsed euro legislation) 3. Build a wall in the England-bound Channel tunnel sounds good but erm...say english people went through the tunnel for a holiday, how would they get back?? whats an aeroplane do? the point of the tunnel is cheap and you can take a car through...try takin a car on a plane... do the ferrys still run? think so, but would take a lot longer
jed Posted March 10, 2008 Report Posted March 10, 2008 woh... where do ya start first thing.death penalty reinstated 2 sentence all the scum to death 3 drag ken livingstone round london behind a car 3 dissolve the royal family 4 i think my 24hrs has run out oh
Muttley MK2 Posted March 10, 2008 Report Posted March 10, 2008 1 Reinstate the death penalty. 2 Give the death penalty for crimes against motors. 3 Charge Ken Livingstone with crimes against motors. 4 Charge the govt with crimes against motors. 5 Find them all guilty of crimes against motors. 6 Hang all the fukin bar stewards. Oh and make Jeremy Clarkson Mayor Of London
antz Posted March 10, 2008 Author Report Posted March 10, 2008 1 Reinstate the death penalty.2 Give the death penalty for crimes against motors. 3 Charge Ken Livingstone with crimes against motors. 4 Charge the govt with crimes against motors. 5 Find them all guilty of crimes against motors. 6 Hang all the fukin bar stewards. Oh and make Jeremy Clarkson Mayor Of London agreed!!!! only one problem with your plan. london gets King everything. london this london that. let the rest of england have some of clarkson theres more to england than south of watford gap .. (not a dig at you mate...just fed up of hearing everything go to london in general)
Muttley MK2 Posted March 10, 2008 Report Posted March 10, 2008 Make him King of England then but who would be Queen??
antz Posted March 10, 2008 Author Report Posted March 10, 2008 Make him King of England then but who would be Queen?? james may?
Muttley MK2 Posted March 10, 2008 Report Posted March 10, 2008 And I thought the north started at Newport Pagnell
escortmad79 Posted March 11, 2008 Report Posted March 11, 2008 1. Reinstate the death penalty for kiddie fiddling scummers! 2. Ban anymore migrant workers invading our country! 3. Bring back roast beef Monster Munch to the original flavour & not the tripe served up in the limited edition ones! 4. Fund our own homeless people living on the streets as opposed to giving all of our money to foreign Countries to aid their homeless! 5. Get us out of Europe! 6. Propose to build more prisons instead of them whinging they're overcrowded. 7. Do away with luxuries such as TVs & playstations in prison cells, they're meant to be being punished not bloody rewarded!
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