lol/ouch

[Rick]

just cut the end of me finger off at work drpped the cutters and the end of my finger went down the conveyerbelt

 

manager sent me home/get it stitched shud have seen his face, thought he was gonna flake out

 

on second inspection its not so bad just bleeds lots

[old skool freestyler]

i did that pisses out blood but i fooked up and put the bit of me finger in the bin

[Stu_B]

When I was about 12 I took an exhaust off a 2 stroke motorbike, stuck my finger in to feel about & reached back to turn the wheel to see if it was the piston I was touching... it was & they move bloody quick! chop chop chop

 

It'll heal mate & you'll never know

[Rick]

any excuse to get outa work

 

i used to know a lad whos rabbit ate half his finger lmao he just had a stump

[X FLOW EDDY]

Had a 9 inch cutting disc shatter on me today !!! Has taken the nuckle top stright off my little finger

[kirk10]

was cutting some wood on a circular saw when i was 17 and chopped half my thumb off got a pay out

but would much rather have my thumb back lol