Eww... You had to be there....

[ZetecVan 2.0]

At work, there's a doris called Nora. She's about 60, about five foot tall, and looks like a dried up old prune. Very very wrinkly. People call her 'Bingo' because when she comes into the office, it's 'eyes down' and pretend you're working so she doesn't talk to you. She gives some people the creeps. It has been said that her lips look like a cats sphincter.

 

Ok, so you get the idea that she's not in the slightest bit attractive. She makes Dot Cotton look like Cindy Crawford.

 

Today, Becki who works with her came into our office. She was shocked at the conversation Nora had with three of the girls in there.

 

Nora had just them about the time she took it up the arse.

 

We all immediately felt sick and made Becki get out, while we all sat there going 'ewww'....

 

There's a big printer in our office, and two minutes later, Nora came in to get a printout.

 

I was trying so hard to stifle a laugh. Steve our boss shouts across the office some technical questions 'Kev, what's the edit code for when you want to leave a zero?'.

 

John shouts back 'it's the one at the bottom'. and then a load of technical sounding questions started going backwards and forwards across the office, but all referring in some way or another to ring pieces.

 

Tears were streaming down my face as I was trying not to laugh but failing miserably.

[Mrs O/H/C]

 

a good laugh then today at work

[mk2_escort_chick]

Oh u lot are naughty!

[antz]

i nearly pissed myself laughing

[Copey]

HAHAHA, oh that would have been so funny!

[c1arke]

HA HA HA

 

if all the pcs are linked to the printer i would have printed off an ass hole with her in front of it lol