nicknames, old and new..

[D4N]

At college I got pendulous last year . Ok here is the story.... One one the teachers was telling us a story about his mate and he had a nik name pendulous because he seamly had big swining balls. Yes i said big swining balls. Dont ask me how he knew that . So then the teacher asked me if i had big swining balls... I didnt say out . So he just started calling me pendulous and then most people started saying it

 

Get Titch of my girlfriend cos im small

[Nettles]

Right from my early school days up to present day I’ve always been know as Nettles.

Mrs Nettles always calls me Neillimus and there is a few lads at work that call me Big Show.

 

Mrs Nettles (Clare) has been given a few nicknames in the past such as Clarence and Lionel Blair.

[ilovegrannys]

Being the Royal Navy my name has been Basher for the past 17 years. Due to my surname being Bateman.

 

Her in doors is called.............her in doors!!!

[caprinerd]

for years i was know as shifty even on the bangers i was called shifty for a while i was called phyco by mates, but shifty is still the name most call me

[Burns]

Thunderwing Doom-Slayer

 

i'm trying to make it catch on...

 

yes, it's a double barrelled surname, fook off

[mk2_escort_chick]

Right from my early school days up to present day I’ve always been know as Nettles.

Mrs Nettles always calls me Neillimus and there is a few lads at work that call me Big Show.

 

Mrs Nettles (Clare) has been given a few nicknames in the past such as Clarence and Lionel Blair.

What about sniff? Dean made me type it!!!

I believe it's to do with you having really bad hayfeaver when u was younger

 

I call Mrs Nettles Clare Bear

[Mr.Sumo]

Grub < was my racing nickname cos i would never race on an empty stomach

 

Ratty< was a school fing cos if there was a way out of lesson i would be gone like a rat up a drain pipe.

 

Ferret < by various doris when in my late teens ie trouser ferret dunno why

 

cherub < kindly donated by the mother

 

Wadey < all my close mates n pals

 

Cokebottle < on here cos of my mk3 corty i had when i joined

 

Del < last but least by most people that know me cos if i can earn a £1 off something then its sold and gone up the road with me rubbing me hands together

 

 

you forgot " Pikey " ............

 

At school i was called everything obscene , but mainly " synex "...cos i was a little squirt that got up everyones nose

 

Now its just SUMO or NANA.......can"t think why......theres probably a few more that people use but don"t call me to my face

[mk3cokebottle]

Grub < was my racing nickname cos i would never race on an empty stomach

 

Ratty< was a school fing cos if there was a way out of lesson i would be gone like a rat up a drain pipe.

 

Ferret < by various doris when in my late teens ie trouser ferret dunno why

 

cherub < kindly donated by the mother

 

Wadey < all my close mates n pals

 

Cokebottle < on here cos of my mk3 corty i had when i joined

 

Del < last but least by most people that know me cos if i can earn a £1 off something then its sold and gone up the road with me rubbing me hands together

 

 

you forgot " Pikey " ............

 

At school i was called everything obscene , but mainly " synex "...cos i was a little squirt that got up everyones nose

 

Now its just SUMO or NANA.......can"t think why......theres probably a few more that people use but don"t call me to my face

 

yep you forgot a few

 

winker

barsteward

fatty

pie man

stump

boring ol git that dont speak or come on the forum no more

 

 

im sure theres more but i will have to have a think

 

 

love ya really

[Mr.Sumo]

Stump ????????

 

Where the fook did that come from

[mk3cokebottle]

Stump ????????

 

Where the fook did that come from

 

sorry twas meant to be stumpy

 

just a nickname i gave my dad fa being short n stumpy and thought it rather suited you aswell think its the driving that does it to you older folk all sits on ya waist n makes ya shrink

[tazrocks88]

Never really had any other nickname other than an abbreviation of my surname, Slav or Slavs a friends of mines wife misheard it first time and has called me Slabs ever since. She can't quite get to grips with my friend Errols name either and insists on calling him Herald.

 

Oh I did have a girlfriend who'd call me Mr Meat She kept writing it on letters and postcards and I'd get odd looks from our lady postie.

 

i get some odd looks when some of my mates call me

Meaty as i aparantly look like a young meatloaf

Jack as im told i look like jack black

Mullet man for the same obvious reason

Taz as i am obsesed with taz lol

SKA as its my initials

Werewolf cos i aparantly look like 1 in the passed was also known as

Hedgehog and Nomis cos its my name backwards and cos i have some sad friends just a few lol