So Mr Retro........ how's ya bum

[SmokeEm]

Tony got bitten on the arse today by a swan

[richie_stix]

mis read that at first! thought it said got it in the bum

[OldskoolSue]

yeh i read it like that too

[Retro-gone.]

fookin bastard big nasty bird

all i was doing was feeding it ! i guess it wasnt impressed with my beef and mustard sarnies

[bigdaz27]

swans are evill i wont go nere them

[tash105e]