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[caprinerd]

This isn't a joke as such, but an 'office circular' that just gets forwarded by email. I wish to state clearly that I didn't write it and I do not condone the sentiment.

(Mods: please remove if you consider it inappropriate)

 

 

The Bird Feeder

 

I bought a bird feeder.. I hung it on my patio and filled it lovingly with seed... It was indeed a beautiful bird feeder.

 

Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the Continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.

 

 

But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue..

 

Then came the bird sh * t. It was everywhere; on the patio tiles, the chairs, the table ... everywhere!

 

Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.

 

 

And other birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night

and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.

 

After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back patio anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone.

I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio.

 

Soon, my back garden was like it used to be ... quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal...

 

Now let's see ......

 

Brown & our government give out free food, subsidised housing, free medical care, and free education and allows anyone

born here to be an automatic citizen.

 

Then the illegals came by the millions.

 

Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for the free services; small flats are housing 5 or more families; you

have to wait 6 hours to be seen by a doctor in an emergency surgery because it is filled with illegal non tax payers;

your child's year 12 class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English.

 

Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to 'press one' to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other

than 'The Union Flag' are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.

 

Its just my opinion but: maybe, just maybe, it's time for the government to take down the damn bird feeder.

[inspectorgusset]

nice one how true

[X FLOW EDDY]

Bang on mate

[mk2 escy ron]

^^^agreed

[Nettles]

Well said

[northern monkey]

TOO TRUE MATE CAPRNERD FOR PRIMINISTER YOU WOULD GET MY VOTE