invisible repair?? ... my arse..

[caprinerd]

thanks mr retro

and um sorry if i offended anyone

you really wasnt impressed with this then mate?

ive got a small hole in my vinyl roof might be worth a try

Dropped your foot in it there bruv, whatever made you think fredtransit was a bloke!!!

she`s defo a doris ive seen her pic and can defo say she`s all doris mate

[X-pack-Glyn]

it looks like a coloured ladys gash

 

Not so mate, if you had had any experience with a black lady you would realise the gash is bright pink, much brighter even than a standard gash

[Retro-gone.]

what even the really blackety black ones ?

[aden]

it looks like a coloured ladys gash

 

Not so mate, if you had had any experience with a black lady you would realise the gash is bright pink, much brighter even than a standard gash

trust you to lower the tone glyn

[X-pack-Glyn]

it looks like a coloured ladys gash

 

Not so mate, if you had had any experience with a black lady you would realise the gash is bright pink, much brighter even than a standard gash

trust you to lower the tone glyn

 

You know what im talking about

[X-pack-Glyn]

what even the really blackety black ones ?

 

Very much so young Tony, would you like me to sort you one out so you can have a gander for yourself?

[Retro-gone.]

ive got a black jack russel so il have a butchers at its genitalia area and let you know

[Smudger105e]

it looks like a coloured ladys gash

 

Not so mate, if you had had any experience with a black lady you would realise the gash is bright pink, much brighter even than a standard gash

 

Standard gash? Is there a standard to which they are compared? Similar to the Beaufort scale or Richter scale. Would it be the Glyn scale then?

 

If it's bright pink, does that mean flourescent, or internally illuminated?

[FredTransit]

it looks like a coloured ladys gash

 

Not so mate, if you had had any experience with a black lady you would realise the gash is bright pink, much brighter even than a standard gash

 

Standard gash? Is there a standard to which they are compared? Similar to the Beaufort scale or Richter scale. Would it be the Glyn scale then?

 

If it's bright pink, does that mean flourescent, or internally illuminated?

 

WTF?? You leave a thread for a day and it turns into a discussion about a colour comparison chart for ladies parts!

[Retro-gone.]

well i managed a quick gander at my dogs gusset when it was asleep , unfortunately it woke up and i now have several wounds to my hand

[X-pack-Glyn]

well i managed a quick gander at my dogs gusset when it was asleep , unfortunately it woke up and i now have several wounds to my hand

 

You need a black doris tony to know for sure, i dont think a jack russel counts really.