am i mad

[Jiffer]

been offered a porche carrea s to take me lad to his prom in but turned it down. not only have i spent the last two nights sweating me nuts off polishing the cortina, i can foresee my own death upside down in a river somewhere, just not worth it

[Trevmk3]

i would take the cortina over the porsche any day

[lotusless]

dont do it m8 the cortina is much cooler

[caprinerd]

got tobe the tina imo

[Mr Sam]

people wiss hiss and spit at him if he turns up in the porka

 

they will go 'what the fook is that' if he turns up in the tina

[lazy]

i thought i saw a sports car in the distance earlier but once i got closer i realised it was just a boxster. i was so ashamed i made that kind of mistake.

so if you took your kid in a porka they'd think he was cool untill he gets close then think "twat" where as the tina everyone will think its just a car in the distance but up close, proper retro cool

do a couple of donuts or a burnout for good measure he'll have the ladies hanging of his arms