Popped to my mates last night

[ZetecVan 2.0]

He's gay and he had one of his gay friends up from down south. A couple of months ago he asked me to come over in my van and take Mark, his mate for a spin, because he's into his old fords. He loved it.

 

So, last night I went round, and didn't know he was there. He came running out and jumped in, like a big kid, wanting to me to take him for a spin. I drive off down the road to the bypass.

 

Halfway there he says jokingly 'It's a shame I cant turn you, because I could seriously love you.'. I say 'Ah it's just my van you're after'.

 

Later he says again 'Its a shame I can't turn you. I give great head'.

 

After a pause, I say 'See you in the van'.

 

[james1700]

run awayyyyyy!

 

lol

[Jiffer]

RUN FOREST RUN.

[X FLOW EDDY]

RUN AWAY RUN AWAY Fooking quick

[CapperTom]

Lol thats great,

I had this at work the ova day, i looked at me m8 and he looked a bit down so i said you ok, Yeah he replies. As hes a smoker i said do you want a fag, he said yeah or a drink of water, or a shag. So i replied, i can help with two of them but dont know what your going to do about the fag

[Copey]

Lol thats great,

I had this at work the ova day, i looked at me m8 and he looked a bit down so i said you ok, Yeah he replies. As hes a smoker i said do you want a fag, he said yeah or a drink of water, or a shag. So i replied, i can help with two of them but dont know what your going to do about the fag

 

in fairness, you coulda been the fag, haha

[Chris!]

lol mike ill have your wife if you want

[ZetecVan 2.0]

Lol thats great,

I had this at work the ova day, i looked at me m8 and he looked a bit down so i said you ok, Yeah he replies. As hes a smoker i said do you want a fag, he said yeah or a drink of water, or a shag. So i replied, i can help with two of them but dont know what your going to do about the fag

 

Years ago when I was about 18 my mate described the night he pulled a 32 year old nurse. They were chatting and she said 'Do you have enough money for a curry, a taxi and a condom?'. He replied 'I have enough money for a curry and a taxi'. Anyhoo they ended up shagging in his Triumph Herald in the pub car park.

[4parajon]

I always suspected you were in touch with your gay side Mike