As I'm working at Heathrow tonight............

[Pipster007]

.............We've decided that Air Traffic Control aren't giving Santa Claus the airspace that he requires to fly about.

 

We found out that he has a penchant for climbing through chimneys and going into childrens bedrooms while the kids are asleep.

 

We also believe he is committing an offence of animal cruelty. He keeps leaving 7 reindeer on the roofs of houses

 

He breaks in and robs the sherry from homeowners bars.

 

I find this quite disturbing and we have forwarded this information onto the Heathrow Police.

 

To re-cap, if anyone sees a jolly fat man dressed in red, mistreating reindeer while breaking in to houses and being a general drunk PD-file, you are to call 999 immediately.

 

So if all your children wake up to NO presents under the tree in the morning, then you can let them know it was all because of me by keeping the country safe

 

 

 

Well I for one will be going home in the morning and spending a nice quiet day in bed.

 

I do wish you all to have a smashing time and a lovely Xmas

[RossMK2]

love it

[Col-ashtonmobile]

up yours , i,m santa,s minder and we shall be touring and delivering as per norm, see you on the roof tops