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i have another one the school my lad goes to thinks its funny to feed baked beens to the kids every day this in turn enables my 4 year old to out gun me in the fart game :(

 

and create such stomach churning smells that he actualy can clear a room much to his delight :shock:

 

i am begining to wish i never introduced him to the fart game :lol:

 

:lol::lol::lol: My boy is just two and has already started announcing that he's farted. We hear a little trump followed by "Guy farted" it was not me that taught him that and my wife is adamant that it wasn't her, that only leaves the other kids at nursery.

 

As to Pet hates, I hate my neighbours cats. (they're pets right?) nasty evil little creatures sitting in their owners laps like butter wouldn't melt...............then coming into my garden and defecating in the flower beds / on the lawn and chasing our rabbit for good measure.

 

 

:evil::evil::evil:

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i seem to remember you on about your love of cats once before Scott :wink:

 

repeatedly mate :lol:

 

To be honest, I quite like cats as animals. I just don't like the local ones using my garden as a kitty litter. Cat shit is pretty nasty stuff, especially with toddlers going out in the garden.

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i have another one the school my lad goes to thinks its funny to feed baked beens to the kids every day this in turn enables my 4 year old to out gun me in the fart game :(

 

and create such stomach churning smells that he actualy can clear a room much to his delight :shock:

 

i am begining to wish i never introduced him to the fart game :lol:

 

 

 

aaaarrrrrr, the student out farts the master :thumbsup::mrgreen:

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i have another one the school my lad goes to thinks its funny to feed baked beens to the kids every day this in turn enables my 4 year old to out gun me in the fart game :(

 

and create such stomach churning smells that he actualy can clear a room much to his delight :shock:

 

i am begining to wish i never introduced him to the fart game :lol:

 

:lol::lol::lol: My boy is just two and has already started announcing that he's farted. We hear a little trump followed by "Guy farted" it was not me that taught him that and my wife is adamant that it wasn't her, that only leaves the other kids at nursery.

 

As to Pet hates, I hate my neighbours cats. (they're pets right?) nasty evil little creatures sitting in their owners laps like butter wouldn't melt...............then coming into my garden and defecating in the flower beds / on the lawn and chasing our rabbit for good measure.

 

 

:evil::evil::evil:

 

 

get a dog, i did and he ate next doors poor little pusspuss :twisted:

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A nice idea......................but don't dogs leave rather large landmines too? I don't much fancy picking those up either, especially as they'll be my responsibility and not someone elses?

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A nice idea......................but don't dogs leave rather large landmines too? I don't much fancy picking those up either, especially as they'll be my responsibility and not someone elses?

 

they do at that mate but they dont bloody bury them like cats try to.

 

well im happy, i dont get any catcrap in my garden anymore :mrgreen:

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I wouldn't worry about it so much if they buried them but the ones round my way are grubby little bar stewards as they "dump and run" usually with something heavy following them :mrgreen:

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Mine is women drivers that drive about 10mph because they can't be fooked to scrape the ice off there windows before they set off to work :twisted:

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I wouldn't worry about it so much if they buried them but the ones round my way are grubby little bar stewards as they "dump and run" usually with something heavy following them :mrgreen:

 

apparently lots of ground pepper shaken all over the garden works, they hate it. only downside is you have to do it after it rains each time. once they get the message and stop coming you can stop and they dont come back.

 

only what ive been told. :thumbsup:

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pet hates?

i hate it when people eat with their mouth open................. lol

 

Ditto - really winds me up

 

The worse one for me though is when your sat in a restaurant & the bloke/couple next to you keep nipping outside for a smoke :twisted: They bloody stink when they return!!!!!

 

well fook me only about 6montsh ago that would be you lol

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