Train Journey

[Savvi]

A man and a doris who had never met before,

but who were both married to other people,

found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

 

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,

they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

 

At 1 : 00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the doris saying,............'Ma'am,

 

I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?

 

 

I'm awfully cold'

 

 

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight......let's pretend that we're married'

 

'Wow!.......................That's a great idea!' he exclaimed..

 

'Good,' she replied................'Get your own f****** blanket.'

 

 

 

After a moment of silence, ...........................he farted.

[Andy44Boz]