Any one remember Pam Ayres.......

[popeye]

 

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES

 

The missus bought a Paperback,

down Shepton Mallet way,

I had a look inside her bag;...

T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".

 

 

Well I just left her to it,

And at ten I went to bed.

An hour later she appeared;

The sight filled me with dread.

 

In her left hand she held a rope;

And in her right a whip!

She threw them down upon the floor,

And then began to strip.

 

Well fifty years or so ago;

I might have had a peek;

But Mabel hasn't weathered well;

She's eighty four next week!!

 

Watching Mabel bump and grind;

Could not have been much grimmer.

And things then went from bad to worse;

She toppled off her Zimmer!

 

She struggled back upon her feet;

A couple minutes later;

She put her teeth back in and said

"I am a dominator!!"

 

Now if you knew our Mabel,

You'd see just why I spluttered,

I'd spent two months in traction

For the last complaint I'd uttered.

 

She stood there nude and naked

Bent forward just a bit

I went to hold her, sensual like

and stood on her left tit!

 

Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;

My God what had I done!

She moaned and groaned then shouted out:

"Step on the other one!!"

 

Well readers, I can tell no more;

Of what occurred that day.

Suffice to say my jet black hair,

Turned fifty shades of grey!!

 

  :)  HAPPY DAYS.....

[ianb10]

I remember her, and I can just imagine her reading that.

[mk1del]

That is funny lol

[grantandlianne]

lol

[morcheen]

she always was great

[davey]

quality what more can you say

[luckyjim]

As a lad I fantasized,

about that funny pammy,

she wasn't sexy she wasn't young,

she was old just like my granny

 

The years went by,

And I grew old,

but still I have to say,

With those dulcet tones

and west country drawl,

she could still have me..any day.