Jimbob for prime minister (bit late)!
Clarkson in charge of transport...
ME in charge of law and order.
About ten years ago, some scumbag stole my ex-wifes escort. Found out who it was, and you know you can't nick cars with broken fingers.
poxy tree huggers! we woz gonna get a by pass near here then tree huggers found a rare bug and now we has to sit in traffic for an hour every morning wasting fuel so how does that work out