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Messenjah

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  1. placeborick has some wheels tht i want (i shouldnt be buying wheels before i buy a car but oh well) and i was going to collect them when i take my brother to uni or pick him up or w/e but rick would prefer to get shot of them sooner rather then later anyone making tht journey with enough space for some wheels ? in exchange for a handfull of beer tokens obviously
  2. anyone know of any good ones i feel like doing some xmas shopping theres obviouslt iwoot but what else ?
  3. lol at this stage in my life i have to agree with gibson altho in the future im sure iw ill be in ure position chris and Hope it all goes well etc etc
  4. there sa cat sitting outside my living room window ive never seen it before its was just sitting there watching me and it just winked at me :S wtf
  5. black with lime green rs2000 stripes lol trust posse to lower the tone .... i mean hi mr boss man sir
  6. might be able to make this one depending how long it takes me to get tere it might be a flying visit tho lol
  7. Messenjah

    my departure

    tis a shame micky ill be sorry to see u go
  8. my brother buys all the DVDs and when hes back from uni its almost all i watch well that and god the devil and bob
  9. funny film .... once lol
  10. or just bee a teenager im immune to hangovers and luckily my dad has never got them either so looks like i wont
  11. over £300 worth of coke !!! and like it says WAAAAAAAY too much free time
  12. Messenjah

    new muse album

    theyre were so awesome live at leeds centre stage front
  13. oh dear is all i will say
  14. Messenjah

    jam buster

    1566
  15. Messenjah

    the smurfs lol

    lol
  16. jammy git
  17. love it
  18. looking forward to it
  19. Messenjah

    on tv now

    1.21 jiggawatts
  20. C, D, DD, all good sizes depending on the size of the girl
  21. speaking of eskimos I'm the only gay eskimo I'm the only one I know I'm the only gay eskimo In my tribe I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka But all I wanna do is get into his parka I'm the only gay eskimo In my tribe Well .. me an nut fluck chuck buck, we both like blubber But me I've got this crazy fetish for rubber I'm the only gay eskimo In my tribe I make a wish on the northern lights That I could get a decent pair of whale skin tights I'm the only gay eskimo In my tribe And the seals they sing now *seal noises* These cold winter nights are taking their toll I even get excited when I see the north pole See the north pole I'm the only gay eskimo I'm the only one I know I'm the only gay eskimo In my tribe
  22. this song goes out to the ladies but fellas listen close you dont always have to fook her hard infact sometimes thats not right to do so times u gotta make some love and fuckign give her some smooches to sometimes uve got to squeeze sometimes uve got to say please sometimes u gotta say hey im gonna fook you softly im gonna screw u gently im gonna hump you sweetly im gonna ball u discreetly and then you say hey i bought u flowers and then you say wait a minute sally i think i got something in my teeth can you get it out for me thats King teamwork Whats your favorite posish? That's cool with me Its not my favorite But I'll do it for you Whats your favorite dish? Im not gonna cook it But ill order it from Zanzibar And then I'm gonna love you completely And then I'll King fook you discreetly And then I'll King bone you completely But then I'm gonna fook you hard Hard
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